Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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azhigatex 0
Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
MrCoolPants 7
well she's got problems
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Comments (231)
AnhedonicRightNo 1
I think she's trying to get you to break up with her so that she doesn't have to be the one that does the dumping and thus can blame you when she tells her friends that you split.
ferrara0729 1
Dude same shyt happened to me:/ always got to please em though... o well its worth it
kidd28 0
shes gettin ****** by someone else
iLucid 0
gul u smell like cupcakes and rainbows :O...bandwagoning achieved...
saturnsonic 3
pffft Women!
Miss_Random 0
For the people saying "can we say bipolar?", do you even know what bipolar is? It is a lot more than going from happy to sad with a snap of ones fingers or having the inability to make up ones mind. I suggest you go to school and earn a degree in psychcology before you start diagnosing anyone of any mental disorder or illness. And maybe, if you are smart enough and care enough, you will learn that it is not okay to make fun or make light of mental disorders. Too many people do not seek help because of the negative stigma attatched to mental disorders. Now, to matter of OP's girlfriend. It is possible she didn't know what to do with his attention once she got it or realized she liked things the way they were, more. She is not crazy. We all do it at least once. Realizing it isn't what you expected or ever really wanted after you get whatever it is you wanted.
JPsKitten 0
Dump the bat-shit psycho now!
kookoo831 0
lol 717 u deserved it and 717 ur life suck
MissBrainDamage 0
looks like she's just trying to get rid of you!
dottydudeman 0
that's why I'm gay!!! lol