Today, I heard my ex, the woman I am still in love with and want to get back together with, say she had sex with her boyfriend this morning. It affected me so bad, I started getting physically ill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend called saying she wants to get back together because of how mature and sincere I sounded last night. I despise her and I was drunk last night. FML
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Hangryko 32
You need to get over her and live your life. Seek therapy if you're having trouble on your own.
cpguru24 18
From personal experience. Time. In time it will all be ok. I know today it does not feel like it. It didn't for me. For a long while. Then all of a sudden one day *poof* I was a little bit better. and that little bit seemed like a mountain. You will get there. You are not alone in this experience and I am sorry you are going through it. Good luck OP.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe quit being a delusional stalker and move on, for crying out loud!
poopface82 25
Remember her worst qualities and focus on those. Soon enough you will want nothing to do with her and will be able to move on.
Hangryko 32
You need to get over her and live your life. Seek therapy if you're having trouble on your own.
cpguru24 18
From personal experience. Time. In time it will all be ok. I know today it does not feel like it. It didn't for me. For a long while. Then all of a sudden one day *poof* I was a little bit better. and that little bit seemed like a mountain. You will get there. You are not alone in this experience and I am sorry you are going through it. Good luck OP.