Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say hi to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
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aback 5
Tell your folks they might want to get Granny tested. She may have Alzheimer's and need looking after.
escualida 0
That's awful, my grandmother had alzheimer's and stopped being able to recognize me at one point, it broke my heart.
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blakehilli8 0
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Duckasaurus 0
"I'M JUST ******* WITH YOU GRANDMA. Do you have that $20 you owe me?" "Dude, you're really mean to your grandma." "She's not my grandma, she's just some crazy lady that keeps her door open."
happy_dino 6
Awww! :(
mrda 0
Ur a loser.
aback 5
Tell your folks they might want to get Granny tested. She may have Alzheimer's and need looking after.
FerrariCake 2
It's called dementia. Old people get it. You will to. Or... maybe you already have it, and you walked into the wrong old person's house.
sux_2_b_you 0
Shut the **** up #5 your a douche bag. I hate ppl like you. Wait sorry, *people.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
you're* Sorry to be a Grammar Nazi, but once you said you hated people like that, I FELT THE NEED.
sozeyourface 0
*you're
claudia1794 1
How ridiculous. You say it in a "Oh it's a fact of life so deal with it" kind of tone. So people are not allowed to have an emotional response to their grandparents forgetting who they are? You probably are one of those absurdist people who think there is no purpose to life as eventually everyone dies. Have you no feelings?
escualida 0
That's awful, my grandmother had alzheimer's and stopped being able to recognize me at one point, it broke my heart.
blland 0
when my grandma couldn't recognize me, she couldn't recognize anyone else either, so that's fine
goingdown_fml 0
at least you have grandparents 6 mine are all dead.
foggart 0
atleast yours are dead my grandfather ssexually molested my sister
Glam_fml 0
It's morr like f your grandma's life. It sounds like she has dementia or alzheimers (sp? I'm on my ipod touch).
computerpete 3
Sounds like she may have some form of domentia. Keep an eye on her.
IdolChatter 0
It doesn't HAVE to be Alzheimer's. Sometimes it's as simple as vitamins or a change in diet. It should be checked. Get her to a Dr that specializes in that kind of stuff ASAP.
KatieGoesRawrr 0
does she have that illness.. i forgot was called.. that makes ppl forget alot of stuff...it rly is quite seriously sad. =[ the notebook. ='[ ... but srlsly.. it's depressing.
expen_dable 0
so is your whole comment including your username
KEYS248 0
third- she lose her memory or something?
Nonamerequired 0
You're #12. And you should have known old people have a tendency to forget, whether it's Alzheimers or not.