Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
fmlbrooo 0
Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.
jgray106 3
snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (122)
xIntoxiated 0
wow =_=
hahahagirl43 0
ouch :/
And_Jelly 0
Take the money from her and say "Whoops, I ment yes"
Arisakentaro 0
take the money nd run ._.
leew88 0
what can I say? Moe money, moe problems...
Shaggy_92 5
that's bullshit I'd be so pissed
bjbrad69 0
my question is why was your girlfriend there while he was offering you $100 to break up with her?
kittycatxxx89 0
poor fella i would of took the 100
Chann13 0
shoulda took the offer. haha,
BambooSwitches 0
think of it this way, you're free from a bitch and they are stuck with a gold digging ***** for a daughter