Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
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Top comments
fmlbrooo 0
Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.
jgray106 3
snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha
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Comments (122)
WTFreversed 5
harsh -hugs- get better mate
bbedlock_fml 7
Talk about 'putting a price' on love!
Juneyah1017 9
ydi for having slow reflexes.
WTFreversed 5
should of said 120 and that watch then deal
wDeemish 0
lol what a bitch find someone else no big deal, you should've grabbed the money of her hands and dumped her :)
breenntt 0
yoou can better, anyway.
artisticninja713 13
hey she wasn't worth it because honey she was a gold digger, just thought you should know :)
0opsie 6
wow what a bitch, at least now you know you're better off
anquilla 2
yeah she could be a gold digger, or maybe she just wanted the extra cash but would still be with you. Its not like her dad is going to say , no you cant be with him because you took the money right ? It might have just been a little joke. seriously, no big deal ...unless she actually means it, takes the money and leaves.
Justincolon22 15
what a ******* bitch!