Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
fmlbrooo 0
Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.
jgray106 3
snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (122)
luda2300 0
time for a new gf
DarkHelmet 10
hahahahahaahahahahaha talk about being BURNED!!!! Now ur out of $100 and single LOL
yummycupcakegirl 0
awww shes a bitch
ANTLink19 4
I'm pretty sure $50 would get you anywhere you wanna go. nice. I call this a WIN.
yourlifesfucked 0
**** bitches, get money. win win.
Mezza_fml 0
But you're EX-girlfriend grabbed the money ;D
RadeonDerp 24
But you are EX-girlfriend grabbed the money? I think you mean 'your'.
evilcartman 0
ydi for being mexican.
RedPillSucks 33
and YDI for not being mexican.
saragr94 2
hahahaaa.... omg, this made me laugh
ChildrenOfFilth 12
She'll regret it whenever she spends the money on the useless shit and realizes she made a bad deal. Move on, man. It's girls like that that end up being gutter ****** anyways.
Ardi_fml 0
damn dude u see u should take it !!! now u don't hav a girl nd no money . ooh well