rmL
🌶️ Spicy
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
visn
United States
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
anon
Canada
Hi there!
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Shocked
Why hello there...
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burglary [gone sexual]
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
Anonymous
Frisco, United States
Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!
Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML
Roger Quimble
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Lewis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Side hustle
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Anonymous
Bath, United Kingdom
Bad omen
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
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ubbiejames 0
#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.
pommeblossom 0
Why would you do that if people were coming?
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Comments (143)
csigabajnok 0
Where? In the garage?
carolinebeast 0
don't real estate agents tell you beforehand whenever they have people come over to your house? and you're supposed to LEAVE like at least half an hour before they come.
daniiica 0
lol
JosephHiguera 0
Ha that's hilarious in other news. today, while selling a house to some potential buyers. I opened the Door, only to find the owner wanking in there. something tells me I'm not selling this house.FML
kurrri 0
This has to be fake.. and if not then ydi. You probably knew that they would be coming so you shouldn't have been doing it then..
nuggetFAIL 0
DID IT FEEL GOOD?
mis801 0
that must feel good
Mr_Saikaly 35
#1 if you could read, you would be able to know that he was in the bedroom
Helped 35
I thought they did.
Helped 35
Lol'd
wchil 14
116 wtf is lol'd? laugh out louded?
xdafuze 12
133 it means laughed out loud
pommeblossom 0
Why would you do that if people were coming?
thewhitelover3 9
Maybe he didn't know people were coming that day
MyNameIsViet 15
Well we know at least one person is coming. And it's not the real estate agent...
Helped 35
Cause people are stupid sometimes.
BadLuckGuy1 9
Cumming*
Cyrus00 41
Danger wank.
Shallow_Padentic 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#1 you're a ******* dipshit, learn to ******* read, you cunting fuckface #5 is right
0RedPenguin0 8
Wow. I have honestly never heard "****" as a verb before
umyeahh 13
"cunting" ?
Helped 35
Simmer down, sir. :x
thecman25 14
your buthurt is showing
tylercarolinex 21
cunting fuckface is one of the funniest verbs i have heard to this day.
mds9986 24
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someone_else 0
If you gotta do it, then you gotta do it.
justinoCardenas 2
you are right
xMooMoox 0
When I went to look at a house years ago the woman was asleep in her bedroom. Apparently she worked nights. She had no idea we were inside her house! But honestly if your awake you should have heard people walking and talking around your house, I'm sure he was describing things.
Helped 35
I would keep my door locked...
Cyrus00 41
Maybe he had **** on really loud?
NNOTCHO 23
They usually have a key
JokestrMike89 0
Dude, flick the lock. haha. Sorry, man!
ubbiejames 0
#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.
Zandra 0
WIN
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
LOL
scoutzoey 3
funny shit
freddyisepic 2
i added this fml to mh favorites bc of that comment
HoleyColey 9
bahahahaha
Helped 35
hahaha. Cool.
JJ_86 22
Hahaha. This comment made my day.
courtgirl263 0
haaaa,. that sux!
xDarkDeathx 0
HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO
derailed 1
That's the Guest room...Over here is the Master Bateroom : 0
Jandude 9
WIN