Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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About3goats 0
have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes
always_smile_fml 3
leave her she's an immature bitch
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Comments (160)
Zebidee 9
Never date someone that feels the need to set little 'tests' like this. Life is to short to put up with that crap.
meeba 2
wow, she is smart! this isnt an fml its an FTW
Djahcrap 0
Ugh..-sigh- I'll be the first to say it.. Rape her, and pics or it didn't happen.
gasbandit 2
Tell her that's the last time you end up in the hospital because of something she pretended, and dump her ass.
emetos 8
If you have a "panic attack" that sends you to the hospital, sounds like you need to work on yourself for a bit before you bother having a relationship. Oh and your GF is a bitch, break it off.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Um.. you make it sound like panic attacks can be controlled. Sometimes, they can't... there may not even be anything wrong with OP. So what if he gets panic attacks? That doesn't make him any less of a person.
LiznessMonster 9
It's called a "neurilogical disorder." Do some research before you make assumptions. :/
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's not always caused by a neurological disorder. Do some research before you post.
emetos 8
You had a "panic attack" that sent you to the hospital? Sounds like you need to work on yourself before bothering with a relationship. It's fine being distraught and sad after an event like that, but a panic attack? really? Oh and your GF is a bitch. dump her.
anorexicbarbie 8
Oh please, shut up. It's kinda hard to control panic attacks.
syed121417 22
NO STOP THAT. I ******* hate it when people say that to people with depression and anxiety disorders. How hard is it for people to ******* realize it's not something you control? It's something that requires medical attention because it's a disorder you are born with. No, OP does not need to work on themselves just because people are stupid to even try to understand what anxiety disorders and panic attacks even are. Its not a flaw in his personality, it's a flaw in the chemistry of the brain. Please educate yourself before you tell someone to evaluate themselves for something they can't control. It's like telling someone win a physical disease the same thing and don't yell me it's not because it ******* is. Please, people, stop thinking just because these disorders are expressed through visible emotion that they are something that is chosen or just happens to a completely healthy, normal person.
rattusrattus 19
Well I hope you're not committed to her now, OP. What a bitch. And that's putting it mildly (and politely).
ImThePope 2
Really? The best friend was talking about the OP's girlfriend. Hence the apostrophe before the s in the prefix of word girlfriend. it conducts ownership of the noun that follows it. The girlfriend was NOT talking about her best friend. The best friend of the girlfriend was talking about the girlfriend.
biohaza12d 3
Sounds like high school. lol
MsSoulReaper 27
No one should mess around like that. Not ******' cool. FHL hope she gets what she deserves and FYL that you know a chick like that.