Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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About3goats 0
have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes
always_smile_fml 3
leave her she's an immature bitch
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Comments (160)
Miss_Random 0
Wow. If you stay with her, how many horrible ways will she go about trying to prove your commitment to her? She sounds like she needs constant reassuring. A relationship like that is really no relationship at all. You really need to concider if you want to continue seeing her.
xgetxbentx 13
op - in all honesty, you should dump her, or at least bitch at her. that's a really ****** up thing to lie about. suicide isn't a joke and she needs to know that. personally, I would dump her for being so immature and insecure about my feelings, but it's obvious you really care about her, so maybe just telling her how shitty of a thing it was to do and the silent treatment for a day would be good.
zhuzhu89 1
childish!
kickboxer1 0
why would you care about your girl friends best friend being in the hospital. and that also means your cheating on your girl because you said relationship
Invisible_7791 0
You're an idiot. Reread the FML really slowly. If you had taken the time to read it in the first place, or even read some of the comments, then you would realize it's about his girlfriend being in the hospital. Her friend is the one who told him. Good job.
GeraldisTheG 3
and I'd wish that you would stop trying to prove that you're smart. it's fml, no-one gives a damn, plus it's quite obvious that you aren't. ;)
bouncykiddo 0
She's crazy!
felisdomestica 2
make her pay your hospital bill and dump her?
brillababy 0
I'm hoping you passed. what a sweetheart
asbmf 7
For everyone saying OP should dump his girlfriend, from the wording of the FML it's not clear if she even knew about it. To me it seemed like the girlfriend's friend did this to see if OP was committed because she's overprotective of her friend.
Rebi3144 8
161. I love you(: