Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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Top comments
About3goats 0
have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes
always_smile_fml 3
leave her she's an immature bitch
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Comments (160)
nisaa 0
omg. bitch! dump her big!
brighteyes81 0
You realize panic attacks are brought on my a neurological disorder that he has no control over. So how he could possibly be told YDI or grow a pair or whatever is rediculous. Wow I wish people were educated.
brighteyes81 0
You realize panic attacks are brought on my a neurological disorder that he has no control over. So how he could possibly be told YDI or grow a pair or whatever is rediculous. Wow I wish people were educated.
Miss_Jazzalyn 4
I'd leave her. I think it's okay if OP's girlfriend wants to see if OP is committed to their relationship and I think maybe there are ways that she could find out. But I don't believe resorting to such methods is the way to do it. There are just some things in life that shouldn't be taken lightly and I think maybe OP's girlfriend is slightly messed up if she does things like that.
Fruhling 16
And I wish you were more educated on the subject of sarcasm. I know it's kind of hard to spot it when you just read it, but it's just too obvious in this case.
safwat 0
you tell her that she failed your clinginess test and dump that hoe. you cud have had it much worse
Invisible_7791 0
Cud? Are we talking about cows now?
angel55033 12
145^ win, lol people are morons and like starting fights for nothing
Enderspeaker 2
Kick her ass, and then break up with her
ov614 0
bunch of ******* drama queens, op included.
fthku 13
And I wish you would think a bit harder before replying, 145, since it's obvious 138 meant to reply to the comment just below. Even without seeing it, it doesn't take a lot of thinking to see that even if 138 wouldn't have gotten the sarcasm in #7's comment, his comment makes absolutely no sense, since #7 didn't talk about "growing a pair" or said YDI.