Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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About3goats 0
have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes
always_smile_fml 3
leave her she's an immature bitch
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Comments (160)
kaoriblossom 8
I know, it's stupid and childish to lie like that. Those kind of girls get on my nerves >:|
Invisible_7791 0
Your girlfriend is the kind of girl that will tell you she's pregnant with your baby if you try to break up with her.... Good luck with that!! But still, dump her. Girls like that end up waay crazier than you'd expect.
shannonreneee 11
Girls are so manipulative sometimes, it's so cruel to do that to the boyfriend.
melibear89 7
what are you doing with a girl like that? she'll only think up more ways to control you if not trap you with a pregnancy. I'd dump her if I were you.
awardZu 0
Drop that btich. She isn't worth the time and energy she will demand from you.
KayleeFrye 39
Dump her and her drama. Find a girl who won't play mind games and manipulate like that. Women like her give the rest of us a bad name!
seraphxchild 3
well doesnt she sound peachy? dump her.
agamid 1
dump that bitch.
ulicksam 0
Run far, far away. Seriously.
IndigoFuckYou 9
My best friend did that exact thing to me just to freak me out. I ended up crying on a bus full of people, only to be told two minutes later that they were just joking, and he was on the line the whole time. I screamed. This bus full of people looked very worried by the time I got off the phone.