themuffinman
Japan
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Khagen
Supportive
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Low blow
Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML
Anonymous
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Nope
Richmond, United States
Time for a beer
Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML
freshflowerz
Williamsburg, United States
Cheesy.
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Dor51
Tacoma, United States
Cool rapper name
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21
At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!
derpster 7
Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.
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Epsilonyx 15
At least her imbalanced vaginal fungi is efficient. Did she then refer to your semen as "jam"?
graham11 14
Strawberry or grape? Tough decision..
Justin23L 2
It's mystery flavor :)
graham11 14
95- must be cream cheese ;)
5t3ff1k4h 47
You guys have turned me off all food, forever.
dakotamacc 5
My love for bread is gone now
Right_Click 12
Bread makes you fat anyway.. I got that from a very reliable source.
instnt1nfction 17
From mean girls?
Gamaryn 0
Scott Pilgrim?
desireev 18
That definitely sounds like a Kardashian quote!!
Right_Click 12
Geezus, it's a Scott Pilgrim reference and I get buried. It must be all of Ramona's evil ex-boyfriends.
5t3ff1k4h 47
85 - Exes*.
DontModMeDammit 10
5 dollar, foot long, meatball sandwich.
00Zoe 3
I see what you did there. ;P
graham11 14
Yay you're not blind!
Rainchikmoo 6
That kind of makes me want to make a sandwich.
honeybuncher 3
just as long as you dont eat that bread....
XGamerChickX 5
Wtf is wrong with your profile pic?!?!
coltsrock37 15
You shouldn't have to wafer on the concept. I know it may be hard to understand, and the suspense is rising, but if you have the dough, i'm sure you could slice off your connections without powdering it.
22jrdn55 15
Dig a trench. Cry a river, Build a bridge. AND GET OVER IT! My dad told me to always think of the girl I'm about to "love" as my mom. Now, this is a true FML. :'(
kelsykee 0
My boyfriend did the same thing... Said I had some sourdough in the oven -________-