Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
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JoanT 11
Jesus at work on a yoga mat at least go to the bathroom next time 🤦🏽♀️
Chazzster 32
Unless you are a **** star, you are paid to work not **********. Use some judgement.
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Comments (13)
JoanT 11
Jesus at work on a yoga mat at least go to the bathroom next time 🤦🏽♀️
BurnInDemonFire 39
Or she could sit behind her desk.
Chazzster 32
Unless you are a **** star, you are paid to work not **********. Use some judgement.
RichardPencil 32
Sometimes, there's down time at work where you can do other things. I wouldn't recommend masturbating at work. Chatting up secretaries is somewhat better.
Grizz8831 14
Wrong when you are on the clock they OWN you. if you are done your work, do someone else's, clean, lick your bosses feet. You do whatever it is they want you to in order to make them more money. But make sure you get it done by bell or stay late to finish. /sarcasm... I agree though if you finish your shit early you did your job right relax a bit maybe tidy to make it easier for later. or you know, get your rocks off in the open like op.
Roxy Rousseau 11
Be thankful it was just a construction worker and not a coworker or supervisor
RichardPencil 32
He'll probably apply for a full-time position hoping to catch you in a Downward-Facing Dog Position someday.
brenniman 10
Don't worry so much about it, worse case scenario is that you just made his day. He'll probably go home and jack it too now.
JudgeJoke 3
Who the hell masturbates at the office? Are you a functioning adult?
noporn4u 9
Probably far more people than you realize... or want to know.
Jonkbaby 23
Are you the exhibitionist type?
ojoRojo 27
Well that could’ve been easily avoided
EmmaMK 35
It is not socially acceptable to do that in the open at work
TinScarecrow 15
It's not socially acceptable to do that *at all* at work
horsebabe86 11
You are disgusting!