Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
zenti 2
So she'd rather have someone with jacked up teeth than someone who's getting the problem corrected? I think you may have dodged a bullet here.
randiZ25 0
If she's that shallow then you can do better OP.
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Comments (129)
zenti 2
So she'd rather have someone with jacked up teeth than someone who's getting the problem corrected? I think you may have dodged a bullet here.
GoingLesbian 0
^Win
ken12317 7
man she's a jerk i had braces for a whole 2 years they're not that bad
perlaf 0
awww..sorry
TitDirt 0
Well, at least it wasn't a baby... Babies with braces suck (they have no teeth)
brokenbitch13 0
ur kinda scary lookin
LaL26 4
you too... only kidding ;)
Nico1929 5
No... broken chick is pretty scary looking... I second that
TempestRain 0
yup!;)
TitDirt 0
Nah, broken bitch is kinda cute. In a "I'm a broken bitch" kind of way...
johnnyexpl0sion 0
Yeah I think broken bitch is kinda hot. Just my opinion though.
FYLDeep 26
I had braces back in the day. Back when I was in high school. I wouldn't want to have to deal with that now though.
Judus_beej 0
does she have braces also? I can understand not wanting the fire department prying you apart after a make out session.
habeeboburky94 0
HAHAHA
AlexBuda 0
I just got mine off and I feel your pain! •_•
bigbadtim 7
Way to go, lightening rod.
Zebidee 9
Assuming you're not an adult getting braces, and are still in early high school, that stuff happens. A girl will dump you for something as simple as her friend telling her to. It sucks, but that's the way it goes. At your high school reunion, she'll come up to you and say how she regretted being so shallow, but she was just a kid back then. You know what? She'll be right.
sourgirl101 29
You sound as if you broke a lot of hearts yourself back in the days, with that statement.
Zebidee 9
Haha! Me? Nah. I've just had a lot of people from my past come out of the woodwork and talk about missed opportunities recently.