Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
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Top comments
wiccaantje 21
Are you sure you want to keep dating that?
feldco1 17
Sounds like she's not over her ex. Time to have a talk with her.
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Comments (133)
183933 6
Selfish, childish, and inconsiderate. A common trait in women who, no matter what they have will just never be happy. Pretty much a waste of your time.
itsBEEarOHseekay 12
Aww, someone's jaded. Forever alone.
DjeePee 25
Someone is a rebound. Hope that someone will realize it soon.
simoncat 11
Yeah. You got a real winner there. Sux months in? Call it now, man. She's giving you a peek into what's in store for you. Drop her now. The girl is as stable as plutonium.
HOB0HUNTER 2
Not the best comparison #45, since Plutonium is rather stable..
comodysweat 2
Dump her
comodysweat 2
Dump her
Whistlee 8
Maybe she'll be crying over you next time?
Bblock 5
Hit it and quit it dude
banta98 5
Sounds like she isn't over him..
sens3sfailing 25
why is it that whenever I see noor or doc comment they are always one of the first ones to comment? do you guys just know when stuff gets published on fml or do you only post when you're near the top? im about 250 comments in and my lowest numbered comment I have gotten was 13 I believe. just another way that you clever bastards are like gods to me.
gracehi 33
Well that plan clearly didn't work.