Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
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Top comments
wiccaantje 21
Are you sure you want to keep dating that?
feldco1 17
Sounds like she's not over her ex. Time to have a talk with her.
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Comments (133)
wagonbacker9 8
Betting the new girl is prettier.
Derpylicious 3
You should probably ask if by "not fair" she meant that she wanted to be with someone while her ex suffered in loneliness. It could explain why she said that despite having you. However, that petty, selfish attitude belongs to the kind of woman you should avoid. Either way this girl sounds like bad news for you.
KirstenZ 6
Lmao! Pity you man.
88vivera 9
Dont listen to her
SoylentCandycorn 10
I just read this FML again. She actually yelled at the OP for not comforting her? Let us look at the evidence: 1. She's not over her boyfriend. 2. She cries over her boyfriend moving on with his life, like he probably thinks she has done (and should have done by now.) Her idea is "not fair" is having a relationship, but wants her boyfriend to be single and alone, either because of general spite or because she wants to have him on her maybe pile. 3. She is so tactless to someone else's feelings, that she cries about her ex having a new girlfriend... to her current boyfriend? 4. On top of all that she has the nerve to shout at him, when she's the one being incredibly hurtful, and seems to think she's the victim in all this, somehow? Verdict: Guilty on all counts of First Degree Stupidity and Assholism. The sentence: Ditch the bitch.
Batterypost 23
Excellent analytic ability. I wish more people thought like you, the world would be a much better place.
chosha_fml 27
If you then proceeded to comfort her, YDI.
NellyFC35 19
That's when you should of dumped her walked to the door and said now its not fair.
bigtime_rocker 11
If you choose to stay together with her, you deserve it!
HeartOfLead 24
She can get even...
cman90 4
Dump her