Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
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Top comments
wiccaantje 21
Are you sure you want to keep dating that?
feldco1 17
Sounds like she's not over her ex. Time to have a talk with her.
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Comments (133)
jimbob_76592 5
You're the guy to make her ex jealous. Dump the bitch. FYL
slickwilly2013 1
Stupid woman
ricio1991 3
Leave that ***** man come on now! Haha
bonsaiboy26 1
Really? I'll be blunt. Screw her. She clearly is not over him and take my advice it will.always be a problem, it will turn into arguments from now on. You don't want to walk on eggshells. Leave brother leave.
actnjakson3000 0
Break up with the bitch. Then she can get a new boyfriend
justhanging 6
Proper response: "Yeah, I do feel sorry for you, not having a boyfriend and all." Then, walk out.
doglover100 29
She's not over him.
GEEALVARADO 0
At least you have a girlfriend. I'm stuck here wanking my piddle-stick over pixellated Sims characters taking a shit. LOL!
SoylentCandycorn 10
Actually, OP's girlfriend needs to grow some balls herself, and stop acting like a needy, pathetic, whiny, neurotic mess. Relationships do involve things besides sex, you do know that, right?
dangousity 21
Dump it dump it
NigerianMedicine 11
All hands, abandon ship. Hull breach imminent.