Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
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Top comments
wiccaantje 21
Are you sure you want to keep dating that?
feldco1 17
Sounds like she's not over her ex. Time to have a talk with her.
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Comments (133)
ManInTheMachine 20
sens3sfalling: Nope, we just check frequently. And we're all human here, no gods or the like.
Cainicide 5
Quit it and THEN hit it, and then make sure she know you are, in fact, quitting it.
unholyhalfbreed 4
i would run while you can obviously this one needs psychiatric help
titibug823 11
Let her go... she's obviously still in love with her ex and until she lets that go, any romantically inclined relationship she has isn't going to work..
yeti37 16
tell her you hope she cries over you when you get a new girl friend, then dump her.
evig_fml 16
FML is my only source of entertainment :l I crave for new ones to be posted so I'm always checking. At this point I know most of the FML's that come up on random...
jelly713 19
Makes me wonder why she's even with you if she still gives a crap about her ex. It's wrong for her to make you deal with it.
zeck27 4
Uhh why are you still dating that troll?
kristyn17 5
It's always good to comfort your gf when she is crying but definitely not if she's crying over her ex bf! She needs to either get over him or you need to dump her.
roZen91 2
Man fk all of u guys. U don't kno how it is. My feelings for my ex is still strong while I date my gf now. She can't have nobody hotter than me while I am around. Fk day bitch and fk y'all. ..Bazinga