Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
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Top comments
wiccaantje 21
Are you sure you want to keep dating that?
feldco1 17
Sounds like she's not over her ex. Time to have a talk with her.
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Comments (133)
olpally 33
Op's username says it all. Dump the emotional train wreck that she is. Clearly, you can do better.
loserman67 36
As you are walking out the door, turn and say, "Yes, it is unfair. It's unfair he got a new girlfriend and stuck me with your sorry ass." Trust me, you'll be better off without her.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Congratulations you're the rebounder!
yankfan89 27
Or she will see that OP is friends with other girls on Facebook and get jealous and accuse him of liking other girls.
ICastillo 25
Tell her OP if she isn't happy with you to get stepping out the door and go back with her ex. That's messed up acting like a spoiled ass over something that doesn't ever matter.
RedPillSucks 33
OP must be Manute Bol
imthebombdigity 2
Ummm, sounds like you need to make her your ex-girlfriend.
Enslaved 38
"Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way, I think you need a new one."
duckfan4life 1
Tell her to not let the door hit her when u tell her get out that's petty
SoylentCandycorn 10
Oh for god's sake, how pathetic, insecure, needy and inconsiderate can you be? She expects her ex to be single and celibate forever to boost her ego? Tell her if she doesn't get the **** over it, her ex won't be the only one with a new girlfriend.