Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
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Top comments
wiccaantje 21
Are you sure you want to keep dating that?
feldco1 17
Sounds like she's not over her ex. Time to have a talk with her.
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Comments (133)
Dinger1992 3
You should make her cry even more and end it with her. It obvious that she isn't over her ex.
shanee108 9
She needs to get her priorities straight :o
pradip 26
Good that she cares for that poor girl who's stuck up with her horrible ex.
gioo_fml 6
Dude break up with her stupid ass
LaLince 40
dump her asap!
culito_fml 10
Your ex-girlfriend of six months right??
kiroarous 9
U need to drop that bitch
perdix 31
You failed the Empathy Test. It's not fair that her ex found a girlfriend while she settled for a heartless cold fish.
Pilkipedia 8
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?!
SoylentCandycorn 10
I'm pretty sure the girlfriend failed the empathy test by crying about this to her boyfriend. Sounds like she doesn't give a shit about anyone's happiness but her own.
titibug823 11
You think he's being unfair ? How about the girlfriend who is crying over her EX? How is that unfair. She is with OP, she shouldnt be concerned with her ex anymore. Why should OP be empathetic to her when she isn't even thinking about how OP feels?
rockstar362 8
Yeah sorry perdix your pretty off the mark here... OP sounds like your a rebound for her. I been there done that it is an absolute disaster. Don't do it
Hydromicide 6
The people who said this guy deserved it are obviously female, and huge *****.
TheInfamousJosh_fml 12
Dump her, she's using you as a rebound or to make herself feel better.