Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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whatthefuckcunt 0
hahaha "a talk"... i'd start running. now.
allmidnighteyes 11
marriage proposal after less than a year? On your first date, did you also rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?
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Comments (114)
armywife72309 0
Women like this dont deserve the men they have. stupid *****
ladiesman14 0
liar you knew. there are always clues.
BobbyHutchinson 0
YDI for crying over this like a bitch. who cares? she just wanted a dick while her man was gone, no big deal
BikerMike 0
I knew six guys who served in the first Iraq war in the early '90's. For all of them, thier wifes/girlfriends left them while they were serving in Iraq. Just another reason people do not want to serve in the military/go to war. Women "love a man in uniform" but when that uniform has to "serve and protrect or defend freedom", these women cheat and/or file for divorce. Military personell and police officers have some of the highest divorce rates.
signalarmywife 0
Just b/c you knew 6 guys doesn't make us all of us military wives like that. I know you didn't say that, I just wanted to point that out. For those 6 guys you know, I know probably 100+ that are devoted faithful wives. Yes the divorce rate in the military is higher, but I pay no attention to that number, b/c I feel like those people who got divorced were married for all the wrong reasons to begin with(the uniform, the benefits, the money, etc...) And in my opinion, had they not married a service member they'd have been divorced anyway. Also I feel like those numbers are skewed b/c I know people who have gotten married specifically for the extra money and benefits(but they didn't actually live together or love each other, and they were actually both in other relationships, they were just married on paper so they could get the benefits) While this is fraud, I do know that people do it, then get divorced when they are actually ready to marry "the one", and that feeds into the divorce statistics as well.
harleychicksme 0
Are you really that ignorant to believe that being in the military means your wife will cheat on you? I am a military wife and neither my husband or I have cheated. Just because all the military wives you have known are tag chasers doesn't mean there arn't good wives out there. Don't generalize about things you obviously know nothing about.
Sickillsells 0
When he comes around just shoot a loud cap gun I'm sure the PTSD should kick in he'll freak out, giving you time to run or kick his ass and take his wife. LOL
gameoverman_fml 0
And now for a lesson in FML Logic: Scenario 1a - Woman cheats on man Acceptable Responses: **** her, dump the ****, what a bitch, beat her up Scenario 1b - Man cheats on woman Acceptable Responses: She was probably ugly/a bitch, she probably wasn't putting out, why wasn't she in the kitchen making you a sammich? Scenario 2a - Woman cheats on man/soldier Acceptable Responses: Die bitch, scum of the earth, divorce the **** and leave her homeless Scenario 2b - Man cheats on woman/soldier Acceptable Responses: Well he's a guy - he needs sex, why wasn't she in the kitchen making you a sammich, threesome? Today's lesson was brought to you by the word 'Misogyny'
COBRAMORPH 0
This is so very typical. The guy risks his life in a worthless war, & she is a ******* *****.
HumptyHump 0
Tell her ok and you want to talk to him and then let him know what a piece of shit, **** of a wife he has. I agree with #75 completely... ******* *****..
Music131 0
Move to Jamaica, change your name to Barbera, and sell kittens.
interesting33 37
Hahaahahahaaaaa
Tom_1983 0
I'm currently deployed, and he's probably going to kill you unless he's a supply clerk :D