Today, me and three other colleagues were fired for playing the World Cup on our PCs. We weren’t even watching the games, we just let it play on a separate tab while we did our due diligence at work. Turns out, there’s a snitch in our office, none other than the girl who said, “That sport shit is lame.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, I anonymously reported a coworker for a very serious breach of the rules. He was in the HR office for about 30 seconds, then came out laughing with the HR director, talking about a football match they both watched. FML
Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was written up and banned from playing my songs at the office. Turns out that my other workmates snitched on me because I was playing '90s rock and pop, which was stressing them out somehow. Of course, the burnout I had from listening to three straight hours of tacky Reggaeton music didn't matter. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
using a company computer for watching TV is absolutely a firable offense
Anderling 33
Couldn’t the four of you sit together and turn on the radio or something?
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Sucking up the company's bandwidth for nothing, then? That's an even more fireable offense.
Crowned Sataness 12
using a company computer for watching TV is absolutely a firable offense
Anderling 33
Couldn’t the four of you sit together and turn on the radio or something?
poopface82 25
When you’re at work, you are there to work and should only be discussing work and focusing on work. It’s not a daycare; it’s a business.
Studious_Gluteus 20
As long as they're getting their work done, why should anyone care what else they're doing or talking about? It's not a prison, it's a business.
core01 30
Many employers track your internet usage. They automatically log every site you go to and review it.
Justkidding100 41
most bootlicker comments ever. companies want slaves not employees. I'm sure firing you did more damage than doing something literally everyone does
BurnInDemonFire 39
Says the guy who's never had any kind of job besides paperboy.
JasonThorn 23
Gee, who could have imagined the girl in the office who doesn't like what you like would be willing to ruin your fun over it? You should have stopped the moment she noticed and commented on it.