Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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whatthefuckcunt 0
hahaha "a talk"... i'd start running. now.
allmidnighteyes 11
marriage proposal after less than a year? On your first date, did you also rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?
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Comments (114)
tam_tiger 0
Poor you but ydi for not knowing enough about the girl you wanna marry. Hello isn't that the first thing you find out when you're dating someone????? "sooo, are you single?" Wow some peoples children...
polico_wolf 0
No duh, do you think she told him when he asked?
123e3 0
okay come on! these types of FMLs are really getting boring.
Residence_fml 4
YDI for wanting to marry someone you know less than a year. But FYL for the talk with her husband, small chance he is actually reasonable
rawrsaur19 0
D=. My parents knew each other for 5 months before getting married. And they've been together for 20 years now. Time doesn't matter so much.
AcesAndEights 0
Either hope he's reasonable about it, or buy a gun.
RigChan 0
My best friend's parents dated for 3 weeks, they have been married over 20 years. |:
allmidnighteyes 11
My ex-best-friend's cousin's aunt's second nephew's parents knew each other a total or 14 milliseconds before they decided to get hitched! They've been married 3583497.0238 years now!
no_luck83 0
win
memeweaver 0
winx2
blkwhtrbbt 0
what, an hope to outshoot someone coming home from combat? not likely.
CheapoBilo 0
He probably wants to talk just to premeditate her murder. No worries man.
rockstarK9 0
Meet up with him, apologize, and calmly explain to him to watch his back because his wife is a dirty *****.
bill_zebub 0
The fault in these things lies not in the innocent 3rd party, but in the relationship at hand. the soldier for leaving the wife feeling alone and needing and the wife for being unfaithful. It's not this dude's fault. If your woman will cheat, your marriage wasn't all that to begin with.
lway2009 0
I agree, not OP's fault, but it's ****** up that you're blaming the soldier for being away serving his country...not HIS fault, either.
Narcisss_fml 0
Douchebag. My husband deploys and I dont screw around on him and I surely dont blame him for being gone. Some women just aren't strong enough to hack it and in turn hurt a lot of people
armywife72309 0
Hey, its in NO way the soldiers fault for leavin, his ass belongs to uncle sam. and thats something to be proud of. if you marry a soldier you damn well better be a good enough woman to stand by him
Japemead 0
That sucks, but what can you take from this? "Almost a year" is not enough time with someone to be considering proposing, let alone planning on it.
Connkidd 0
wow she's a gross bitch
I_am_stupid_also 6
Have the talk with the soldier, he deserves to know exactly what happened. Just make sure it is in a public place. And thank him profusely for his service to his country. And then tell him to go beat the crap out of #22.
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
your thoughts = "...oh shit. O.O" just don't let him get anywhere near a knife, a fork, a spork, a spoon, or an action figure. cuz trust me, when someone throws an action figure at your head, it hurts. and their little hands can stab you in the neck or something...