Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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whatthefuckcunt 0
hahaha "a talk"... i'd start running. now.
allmidnighteyes 11
marriage proposal after less than a year? On your first date, did you also rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?
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Comments (114)
Zedbra 0
Funny how he gets mad at you, but not the wiman who cheated on him.
JordanLovely 0
damn. as a very motivated and dedicated marine corp wife i'd want to have nice chat with her.
GuitarGeek44 3
I would tell him she never mentioned being married
bkaiser124 0
Well shes a bitch. And ur completely ******
Gela96 0
Tell him that she wasnt wearing a ring
spartan456 0
Your ****** to say the least and dude a years to short of time to propose
USMC0331 0
YDI for cheating with a military mans wife who was overseas fighting to keep your sorry ass free
Attica 20
"...I didn't know she was married.FML" ... uhh, not his fault! Read before you get so wound up. Nowhere does it say that he made a conscious decision to get into a relationship with a married woman.
Carlie_McCartney 1
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BigDreamer26 6
wow so much for her faithfully waiting for his return.
xs4u 13
FYL BIG TIME