Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
The single life
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
You're in the army now
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Thank you for your service
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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whatthefuckcunt 0
hahaha "a talk"... i'd start running. now.
allmidnighteyes 11
marriage proposal after less than a year? On your first date, did you also rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?
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fnyunj 3
Cheaters lie. That's what they do. Why is anybody surprised? (I do think that among the worst scum of the world, are women who cheat on deployed soldiers - there ought to be a special clause in divorce law that allows the soldier to bail, get full custody of kids, boot the cheating spouse, and not be responsible for support, then the cheater gets charged with treason). You better find out who this guy is, and try to call his C.O. It's not your fault she lied to you. She wanted out of her marriage, and was too much of a coward (or liked her GI's monthly check too much) to do things the honest way. Hubby may not be so understanding, but there's bits of UMCJ that concern infidelity. Cheating soldiers can get busted down in rank or kicked out with a dishonorable. There's gotta be something in there that can protect both hubby and YOU from this evil woman.
SFMember 0
Unfortunately #47, fnyunj, there is nothing to protect either of them from the cheating bitch. Well, that is, ytheres not going to be any legal threat to the OP. You're not the wife. Now, this really isn't a FML for the OP. This is a FML for the husband. I'm sick of seeing all of my buddies getting cheated on by wives, husbands, bf/gf's. This is why I seperated from my gf before I deployed. Oh, and FYL OP, because you were assisting a slunt(You figure it out) cheat on her husband who was deployed.
wow18 3
First off, props to your ex gf, she must have serious game if she has men proposing to her all over the place. Anyway, it sucks that she cheated on her husband PERIOD! Doesn't matter if he's in the military or just works in a different state. OP- you should just cut off all contact with this girl and just move on. Dwelling on it isn't going to help, and just look at it as, she's really not the girl you actually fell in love with so you shouldn't be sad about losing someone who isn't the person you thought.
army1312at 0
i dont know, they lowered the standards to being in the army maybe you can take him. dont worry hes not a marine they dont make it back much. maybe hes a fobbit who stayed in the camp while the other soldiers fought and gave them orders to die.
RuralNinja 0
Just remember that marine is an acronym: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment and/or Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential. Also, what do you think anyone who's deployed does? Army, marines, fobbits, combat arms, pilots, etc... all go the gym the whole time.
I_am_stupid_also 6
your mother is calling you dipshits. go clean your rooms.
FJT 0
both you & her husband should show that bitch the door
BelaLugosisdead 0
God I hate these fmls about unfaithful military wives! It just pisses me off that some women feel the need to disregard their husbands fighting in another country and risking their lives daily so that they can get laid. Bitches need to realize the things involved with marrying an enlisted man. It means that there is the probability of them being deployed for long periods of time. If that's something you can't handle, then don't do it. It saves them the heartbreak of coming home to find their wife that they've missed and loved in bed with another man. Seriously. [/end rant]
DameGreyWulf 1
So tell hubby what a lying, cheating bitch she is, and you'll both have your justice when she's alone on the streets.
its_me_haha 0
this just disgusts me... stupid c*nt she is.. i tell ya that just sickening.. poor hubby.. and F her life i hope he kicks her ass to the curb!!
signalarmywife 0
exactly what no. 45 said, some women just can't hack it being a military wife. It takes a certain kind of woman to be a military wife. and those who cheat, I don't even consider on the same level as me. They aren't military wives, they are lowlifes who give us faithful, devoted, happy military wives a bad name. my husband is deployed right now and I wouldn't even dream of straying. I am so sick and tired of people who believe the stereotype of military wives, but I guess maybe those who believe it haven't met the "real" military wives, the ones who are actually proud of their husbands, the ones who stay strong, faithful, devoted, and loving every single day of their lives! I very seriously doubt the validity of this fml anyway, It has been overdone far to many times.
armywife72309 0
AMEN!!! im right there with you! My hubs is deployed and it would never cross my mind to do this to him. I married him for a reason, whether he is in my bed tonight doesnt change that. it just makes the nights when he is soo much better.
Gruntle 0
Does she happen to live in a trailer?! Da bitch is nothing but trash.