Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, my friends gave me a complete makeover, which included clothes from their wardrobe, to prepare me for an upcoming job interview. I was then declined the position, because apparently, I "looked too wealthy" to need the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
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Stupidstupidrat 0
Assumption, the mother of all **** ups. Get some self-esteem, stat.
blue8795 0
Guess you won't be considered in the future then, will you?
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blue8795 0
Guess you won't be considered in the future then, will you?
KumoFF7 3
YDI for being ugly.
lmmmr 0
An ugly person is no more responsible for their appearance than a beautiful person. Genetics are genetics.
Leaveittosteven 0
Wrong, beautiful people take more care of themselves than ugly people, obviously. Or would an obese, hairy, smelly, leather-skinned look more attractive to you than the average woman? Also the people being interviewed didn't have the same qualifications, so OP, YDI and **** you.
SuperSpore 0
Genetics has a large part in it, too.
willothwisp 0
Funny because the tanned, anorexic-skinny, chemical hair dyed and made up ideal doesnt seem particularly healthy.
kostej 0
...nor beautiful.
tkel87 0
Ugly people piss me off, good lookin people cant help being good looking any more than you can help being ugly! Either get over urself or get some work done
badaboom_fml 0
and i bet all the angry people rambling about "anorexic blondes" are all ugly. sorry you dont have self esteem, but stop insulting attractive people who actually take care of themselves.
iampunk 0
including yours.
niftyhasdelulz 12
I love how #131 and #132 dont have pictures.. haha.. for the record, beauty should be defined by who you are, not what you look like..
buonotomato 20
#132 Yes, because getting annorexia is always the best way to take care of oneself. I don't mean to be offensive or mean to anyone, but we all know being annorexic is a disease, which far too many people suffer from.
Stupidstupidrat 0
Assumption, the mother of all **** ups. Get some self-esteem, stat.
the_commentator 0
You know what they say about assuming. It makes an ass out of you and me. Haha, geddit? ass, u, me. XD Ack, that was bad.
SpitFyre 0
Lol that's what I was going to say #26, you beat me to it. :D
insertAlias 0
Yeah, I was going to post the same thing myself, except I wouldn't have explained my own ******* joke.
RaWr2408 0
Aha thats from my wife & kids lol OP: Bad luck
bexox 0
Actually, that joke has been around for a loooong time.
MyzticHydra 0
guess how she got that car ;)... hard work i guess
mariahrawks 0
ha!
Yousuck24 21
Rich parents maybe?
c_tuck 0
This FML is a lie. It's illegal to request that information during an interview. You cannot ask about transportation or childcare those are huge issues.
up4thebadguys 0
Let me guess... your ugly. I'm right amn't I????
mehwhateverr 0
Let me guess. You can't spell, amirite?
vabeach94 0
aha good one !(:
fyourlife33 0
adding stat makes any comment better, sorry supposed to be a reply to #2
trulyinsane 0
newfag... but your right the comment was genius.
irishdubr 0
OP is a fat chick
greenltrn2003 0
agreed
mobius8 0
11 - She's most probably over sensitive because she's used to people being picked before her because of her looks.
finrandi 0
and i'm quite believing the 'she has a car' thingy is bullshit
bluedoll 1
But that doesn't make her fat...does it? I mean...she could be one of those chicks who is just ugly....*shrugs* I'm just trying to even the playing field out.... People assume she's fat....could just be unattractive or incredibly plain....
cxal_fml 0
even if it is, its bs to assume that just because she was the prettiest she was less qualified than the OP. She could have had a more imposing body posture, been more outspoken and confident than the others, etc
WPQ14 15
For all you know, she could have been more qualified, or had a more outstanding resume. I hate that people assume a pretty face equals no brains.
spacer_ 0
learn to read. "Group job interview, where all the applicants appear to have the same qualifications"
theanonimouse 0
They key word in this FML is "seem[ed]." There's no way everyone's resumes were passed around kindergarten style so every applicant could read each other's credentials. The OP only got to see how the girl performed in the interview, not her resume. And obviously she WAS more qualified, seeing as she was the only one with a car.
MyzticHydra 0
she had a car thats y she got the job over the others that "had similar qualifacations" this happened to me once
spacer_ 0
OR the interview was to select from a group of people whose resumes were all similar, so similar they could not make the choice based on what was on paper.
theanonimouse 0
OR maybe they were at a job fair with a high volume of applicants, and so chose group interviewing as a way to expedite the hiring process.
Hich17 0
For that matter, if they all had the EXACT same credentials, you're damn right I'd just hire the hot chick. Why not?
mobius8 0
YDI, you were way out of line.
Antivirus_fml 0
OP, you are a pig yourself, goto hell.
rfarock88 0
YDI for assuming men are pigs. **** you bitch
rbar1293 0
Second. Maybe men aren't attracted to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean that all men are pigs. Just because you're ugly doesn't mean that every other girl succeeds because they're prettier. They're prettier AND more qualified than you. You pretty much suck.
Hich17 0
Here, here! Women who cry "sexism" or "chauvinism" at every single little thing actually hold their gender back. OP - get over yourself.