For some strange reason, your avatar irritates me. A lot. You remind me of the secretary from monsters inc.

No, she loves smoothies

Just ignore her. And get a new girlfriend.

Don't hate cause you don't get any, precious.

But he didn't whine like a baby. She asked him what was wrong, and he answered.

he did whine like a baby. he sat there sulking like a little bitch because he wasn't getting laid as much as he thought he "deserved". instead of talking to his girlfriend about enhancing their sex life, he moped around and got visibly upset. that's just pathetic. let's be realistic here. this is probably OP's fault to begin with, and he wrote this FML in a way that would get him sympathy from the other sexless basement dwellers, and make his girlfriend look like the bad guy.

Testify!

Derps- you're the angry 'Nazi-Feminist' type, aren't you? I've seen your comments littered all over this thread and they've all been thumbed down due to your anger, and pure hatred over the smallest things. Did you ever once possibly put your gerbil to work and think that OP had possibly tried being subtle, patient and overall caring and she still continues to give him the cold shoulder? You yell and complain, insisting on insulting others for being closed-minded and 'taking sides' without cause, yet you obviously just hate all men no matter what.

lol, I'm not even the one getting angry. please point out all this "anger" and "hatred". I would love to see it.

Well now let's not jump to conclusions...

I believe he was replying to DocBastard. 30 - There's a button for that.

That was what we call "a joke". Also, there is a reply button... Edit: Ahh, I was beaten to it.

are you retarded or something? anybody reading that comment can see that it promotes rape. "just take her" implies that her feelings don't matter. you're obviously a man.

It's not rape if they're together and she agrees to it! They meant initiate that they really want their woman. Trust me, it's sexy as hell!

Derps, what you don't get is that showing initiative and taking some control over the situation is not the same as forcing her down and taking what you want even if she objects.

The_derps - You clearly have the IQ of a head of cabbage if you got rape from my comment. Please do yourself a favour and slap yourself twice. Pretend it's from me, you ******* imbecile.

youmad? the wittle boys always are when they get called out. your inability to come up with a normal reply that isn't riddled with butthurt and desperate attempts at insults tells me I'm correct.

Riddled with butthurt attempts... Wow, that's deep.

And the fact that you used "youmad" only proves your stupidity. Anyone who knows even the slightest bit about me knows that I'm married with two children, and that I have the utmost respect for women. You, on the other hand, are a moron. Now kindly **** off. It's obvious you and your inane drivel have no support whatsoever.

Noor, that particular individual is calling anyone who takes the mans side a 'male' because I think it just hates men in general no matter what. Give it some time and Sirin or Alan will save us from this person.

lol @ you acting like you're some kind of celebrity and I should know about you.

I don't give a **** if you or anyone else knows anything about me. I'm trying to tell you what I am. My god, are you ACTUALLY this dense? Yes. Yes you are. Why are you still here?

you clearly do give a ****. the fact that you think anybody cares "what you are" is cute.

Derps, just stop now. I don't care if you're just trolling for the hell of it. But seriously, you're just making yourself look stupider and stupider. Also, where do you get your facts from? Because all of post #94 is pure assumption on your part, unless you are privy to information the rest of us mere commenters aren't.

Dude, this Derp bitch be crazy.

Actually... This site has its own form of 'pecking order' so to speak. It includes Doc, Noor, DjeePee, Perdix and so forth. So yes, he is a form of 'celebrity' and just because you only seem to care about yourself, doesn't change the fact that literally everyone but you is correct.

Typically when engaging in a discussion (and I use that term loosely), it is beneficial to both sides to understand who the other party is to allow further insight into their point of view. Therefore, you should care "what he is", as rather than parading around like an imbecile you could have an intelligent conversation. Just a thought.