Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML
Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend complained about our recent dry spell. I've been under a lot of stress at work, but I told her some things she could do to help. She decided a better idea was to scream that I don't care about her needs, and that I should never "burden her" with my problems. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
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Top comments
Screwie 25
Because you asked, bitch. Proper answer.
DomDomxoxo 16
With her attitude, might as well use your hand.
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Comments (252)
rockurheart 9
She ******* asked and she te.. whaaaat?
perdix 31
You ought to marry her. Things with your sex life get much better once you are married.
TurquoiseJesus 15
Chloroform. It's the only answer.
N1GHTS 12
She's rude. She asked you what was wrong and that's all she has to say? Smh. You need a new girlfriend, OP.
captainburke 5
People keep suggesting op cheats on her as if she'll care
habibiiiiiii 2
Blue balls
mickatopolis 2
I feel ya
thecovert 7
Sounds like an option just opened up for you. Enjoy.
SoultheWolf 19
Some women don't want to have sex until they are either in love or married, and the OP should respect that if that is the reason. If it isn't, and she's just a bitch then you're better off without her. Remember, there is more to a relationship then sex.
jayfreeman 0
You obviously aren't able to satisfy her sexual needs. She is no doubt getting it elsewhere. YDI