Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML
Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend complained about our recent dry spell. I've been under a lot of stress at work, but I told her some things she could do to help. She decided a better idea was to scream that I don't care about her needs, and that I should never "burden her" with my problems. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
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Screwie 25
Because you asked, bitch. Proper answer.
DomDomxoxo 16
With her attitude, might as well use your hand.
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darkzero_omega 0
Yeah from the tone i get from this she was being rude as shit. You know what you do next time she comes at you with something like she needs a ride or some money or something like that? You look her dead in her face and politely ask her "what are you telling me for?" And see how she responds.
akiahara 14
asinine comments are asinine. this one too. relationships are give and take, and I'm sorry, but sometimes that includes pleasing your partner when you'd rather take a nap. he doesn't seem unreasonable, ans her comment sounds snappish and catty. obviously this is a recurring issue that needs discussion. he's not being an ass or little teenage horn dog by wanting some intimacy with his woman.
ierik13 1
Go find someone who will
Fisheyedfool7 2
Dump her ass and find you a good cougar.
centaurel 6
I'm glad to read through these comments and see all the potential rapists of the world. If a girl doesn't want to have sex, leave it at that. Don't guilt-trip her, don't call her a bitch, don't say shit about it behind her back, just leave it as it is. Girlfriends are not simply there to drop to their knees or bend over every time you're horny.
QueenSaru 28
Considering she didn't know the reason he was upset was because he was sexually frustrated, it doesn't seem like he's chasing her around the house (figuratively speaking) asking for sex or guilt tripping her... and I wouldn't consider being frustrated that your partner seems to be uncaring 'saying shit behind their back'. And also, why ask your SO why they're upset and then cop an attitude when he tells you honestly why he's upset? If you're not in the mood, or you haven't been in the mood long enough that he's frustrated (which honestly for some guys could be less than a week... XD) maybe TALK to him about why? Tell him if you're constantly not in the mood BECAUSE he's generally selfish when you're being sexual? This obviously works both ways too, but I am seriously surprised by how often I see people assume that their SO should just KNOW how they're feeling and why they're feeling it. People in general aren't psychic (and whether some individuals really are is up for debate and not relevant here).
BobbieH 19
Apparently she wants you to resolve your frustrations else where! Sorry OP
radiocaf 29
Story of my life.
Sharkiestd101 7
Man, I hate when guys pull this. Constantly.
QueenSaru 28
Yeah, how dare guys answer a question they're asked! God, what assholes!
mynameisdharma 8
My ex boyfriend tried to guilt trip me into giving him oral sex and 'ingesting his secretion' by telling me he was sexually frustrated. That sentence forever means "I'm a selfish knob who doesnt care whether or not my girlfriend actually wants to go along with my nastiness". Did you try asking her what she wants?
noisebox 1
Did you tell her 'I just thought I'd tell you before I moved on'. Or, you could say : ' guess what honey, I've just decided I'm going to be your back door man'..,,
noisebox 1
I guess too she's not aware or is pretending she unaware that woman has to satisfy her partners sexual needs , especially when she's married to him...you're getting riped off!