Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML
Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend complained about our recent dry spell. I've been under a lot of stress at work, but I told her some things she could do to help. She decided a better idea was to scream that I don't care about her needs, and that I should never "burden her" with my problems. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
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Screwie 25
Because you asked, bitch. Proper answer.
DomDomxoxo 16
With her attitude, might as well use your hand.
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Comments (252)
XxEP1CFAC3xX 4
She's obviously too good for you
the_derps 4
OP probably expects ******** all the time and thinks sex is only about his needs. I'd be willing to bet that he doesn't understand the importance of foreplay, and thinks his girlfriend should always be there to cater to his "needs". he probably has no idea how to please a woman. in this situation, there are really only a few possibilities. either there's something wrong with him, or there is something going on in the girlfriend's life that has had this negative effect. I'm sure he's never asked her. if you're not willing to look at this from her perspective, have fun not getting laid.
the_derps 4
lol @ you thinking feminist is an insult.
Cinn_fml 23
Actually feminism gets ruined by people like you, Derps, and all the other Femi-Nazi's.
the_derps 4
please point out where I was a "feminazi".
Cinn_fml 23
Fine, you might not be a Femi-Nazi, but whatever you are, you're giving feminists a bad name. In every post you blame the OP and don't even consider the possibility that the girlfriend might not be in the right. I'm not saying that's the case, but I'm saying it's possible. You seem to automatically assume that the man must be wrong (though technically it doesn't say the OP is a bloke) because he's a man and therefore must treat his girlfriend like shit.
Jaxx66 21
Please!!!! Alan, Sirin.... Someone! Get rid of Derps :( this is getting just plain stupid. An this FemNazi is just spamming now.
soulOH 3
Sleep with her friends
the_derps 4
bawww plz stop downvoting my comments guise it hurts so bad
kiwienne 21
Reporting you instead, then, and hoping you get banned. You're the most annoying person I've encountered on this site, and I really hope you're just having a bad day.... Otherwise, just wow... :s
the_derps 4
reported? brb cutting self.
kiwienne 21
Don't get my hopes up...
the_derps 4
"stupider"? lolok
DjeePee 25
Could anyone please block The_derps from this site? Or just kill her? 'Cause frankly, her comments should die a quick death.
the_derps 4
except I never said any of that. I pointed out how much of a whiny baby OP was.
supportcommand 17
Sounds like an open Invitation for some strange.
klovely22 13
61. I have sexual interest in my S/o, doesn't mean I'm gonna drop my pants when he says "I'm horny.". There has to be more to it than that. (See how you can disagree with someone without the name calling? That's how grown ups have conversations)
seidel182 0
Get rid of the bitch!!!!!
daminantion 14
For fourteen you sure have a potty mouth. Maybe when you reach eighteen you can comment on adult content-based threads.