Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML
Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend complained about our recent dry spell. I've been under a lot of stress at work, but I told her some things she could do to help. She decided a better idea was to scream that I don't care about her needs, and that I should never "burden her" with my problems. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
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Screwie 25
Because you asked, bitch. Proper answer.
DomDomxoxo 16
With her attitude, might as well use your hand.
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Comments (252)
1lasthoorah 0
LOL XD that's ****** up bro
skyfire21 3
Find a new girlfriend that cares about your sexual frustrations!
bryan788 29
Sounds like you need someone your sexually compatible with and you would not have been frustrated to start with.
fabulosogurlee 7
17- I didn't know that you needed two hands to **********. Haha
KiddNYC1O 22
On your knees, get down girl, go 'head get down...
jadedtiger 4
Sounds like something mine would say do sorry it does suck
LizzCat77 9
"What are you telling me for?" Well, uhm, because you asked, and its your fault.
l0v3p4in 7
17 - Not all men get off by masturbating. I know a few guys that cannot just whack off to satisfy their sexual frustration. As surprising as it may sound to some females out there, there are a few men who actually crave an emotional connection to a woman for them to be able to relieve that pent up frustration. Sometimes even the inability to achieve ****** through masturbation leaves them more frustrated than before.
bandaidmonster 4
Women are usually pretty straightforward about sex. So you should have already know how often you would get any, if ever. Btw, I've never heard of throwing a tantrum being a sure fire way of getting a girl in the mood. Maybe you should try something different? Like having a serious talk with her about it instead of acting like a big baby.
QueenSaru 28
How does upset = tantrum? Upset could mean anything from noticeably irritated to frothing rage. And if someone asks me what's wrong and I tell them, does that not count as a discussion? She asked, he answered, and then she says 'why are you telling me?', well uh, duh, because you asked (and are most likely responsible for said frustration?). Now, if they're not at a stage in their relationship where they're having sex, there's nothing wrong with him admitting he's frustrated as long as he's not using it to try and guilt her into it, but her response still seems a little over the top... I think we need more info before we can put someone at fault here...
delicious69 5
Time to get a hooker!!