Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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jackiemoonthepro 5
now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick
VVeetard 8
take hold of your balls before they fall off
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Comments (232)
BJSteele 0
dude you need to grow some balls
doubleodoggy 0
glee is okay, but i prefer modern family.
bigantennaemay 3
DAMN! That's a sign that you should break up with her, IMMEDIATELY! Seriously, nothing, and i mean NOTHING, is worth six hours of Glee, except a bullet to your brain to end it all.
Bobbette89 3
It was rachel's fault though.
khaya 9
After watching more than five hours of glee, a man's penis retracts into his body.
canadienGurl76 0
AHAHA best show ever.
jakelandin 0
that's what you do when you love someone, you do things for them even if you don't like doing it yourself.
spanishfool 0
no relationship is worth that. hope you got a piece after all that
Calyx_fml 22
Next time tell her that you'll watch glee with her as long as you can finger her pussy while you watch. She'll loose interest in glee after a while.
Locoluis 15
I'd rather stay single forever than to have to be put through such torture. Yeah, I'm likely going to stay single forever anyway. I no longer care.