Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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jackiemoonthepro 5
now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick
VVeetard 8
take hold of your balls before they fall off
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Comments (232)
zeta24 0
it was the right move to dump her! she cheated in him!
loudema 5
ROFL. I don't watch Glee but you caught me off guard with your post. I feel your pain
jakiwi 0
You're certainly not alone at least -.-
owen1248 0
Lol. my sister made me watch that show. and it actually wasn't that bad...
Killerturtle 11
six hours? you really liked it, didn't you ?
lovecookie1 1
woooo!!! GO GLEE! RACHEL FINN=LOVE
Lulicah 3
I wouldn't mind watching six hours of Glee. it's one of my favorite shows!
lulzworthy 3
Get a new girlfriend you hopeless loser.
sima430 1
u mad at Finn!!!!!!!
holagranola 15
so, now do you understand why your family didn't come see if you were alright when you electrocuted yourself ?