Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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jackiemoonthepro 5
now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick
VVeetard 8
take hold of your balls before they fall off
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Comments (232)
Shazzora 0
You are now officially a gleek, welcome to the club!!
lost12 0
you gay
florenzfang 0
Glee has so much to do with Fmlers or their family...
Ray_of_midnight 23
SPOILERS DAMMIT. I'm about a half-dozen Tivo'd episodes behind. Also, FYL for not enjoying a really awesome show. I wish a show like that had been on when I was in high school. Also FTL of everyone who wants to revoke OP's Man Card for subscribing to a pile of shiat about gender normativity.
BrittyBFMV 0
bahahaha ur awesome.
MMAbram 0
pussy whipped
messiemb 0
glee is amazing.
nananabatmannnn 0
**** your life. Glee is terrible. But at least you love your girlfriend enough to do something she wants instead of whining and being an ass about it.
nymetslover 1
glee is AWESOME and it should not be an FML
Shadow_Phantom 26
Glee is on the same level as twilight. Utter shit. FYL, OP.
qasimahsan93 4
I've watching Glee and it's ACTUALLY good. Better than most shows on. :/
docscientist 10
What shows do you watch? The mysterious and diverse world of feces?
emmanizzer 6
... reality tv. now THAT is boring as hell. watching other people do stupid things for "love" or money. yeah, that's my idea of a good time....
RAGEEEE 0
Ewww glee is a waste of tv time...