Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
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Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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jackiemoonthepro 5
now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick
VVeetard 8
take hold of your balls before they fall off
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Comments (232)
WillKill4Beer 0
You better have been smashin some cheeks for 6 hours if she was making you watch that crap for that long! An eye for an eye!
jbsington 8
makes the whole world blind...
CEG3 0
my mom made me do this same exact thing except it was for only an hour. but 5 mins into it, I got up, went to my room, and enjoyed myself with some MW2 :)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
So then it wasn't for an hour, but 5 minutes...
btnhdude 0
this comment has stupid written all over it. no it really does, I'm serious. yes Im sure this comment will bite me in the ass soon cuz of the grammar. **** you.
cooluc 0
So, you swapped a fairly mediocre TV show, which just gets worse with each new iteration, for a fairly mediocre videogame that just gets worse with each new iteration. What exactly are you bragging about?
Swar_fml 3
Real men play Socom, after they get done taking "care" of the lady of course.
docscientist 10
I thought real men play the games they want, opinions of others be damned.
crush211 0
ya i wonder how u enjoyed yourself more thn MW2. disrespectful to your mom.
extreemguy19 7
37, 51, and 88 are Halos bitches.
xtacticalswarmx 0
Nice Airsoft there buddy.
CRoot63 5
socom? haha stupid russian
tomboy_girl23 0
I would do the same thing but I wouldnt let the butch drag it on for an hour
novashift 0
dude the same exact thing happened to me I thought I may have posted this
btnhdude 0
I call fake. Like the WWE. oop. I went there.
dudeitsdanny 10
I fell for that a year ago, OP.. I now watch it out of sheer curiosity... It's not a very good show(better than most crap, though), but I can't make myself quit. Get out while you can..
emmanizzer 6
you're not really supposed to watch the show for the content or the acting (although those really aren't horrible, if purposely cliched) but for the amazing singing!
alaskasfml 0
sweetie, please go put manswers, car shows, viva la bam, jackass, anything on the tv asap!
pinkspaceboundro 0
I happen to like glee, it just grows on you... like a fungus, a singing and dancing fungus.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I REALLY hate to say this, but...she didn't buy $80 worth of Glee music on iTunes, did she?
bugmenotmofo 34
OP, if it makes you feel any better, I'm an 18 year old guy, have loved guns and women since I could walk, have 4 tattoos, and am headed off to Army basic training in a few months, and I love Glee.
viastarr 0
yay! :) and just for the record, just because a guy watches glee doesn't mean he's gay!
dudeitsdanny 10
Sounds like you're trying to over-prove your manhood. My bestfriend did that. He came out in college, though..
marinus_fml 20
Lol because having tattoos make you even more of a badass ************ right?
dudeitsdanny 10
Oh, come on.. The downward pointing arrow on his back, and the "insert here" on his asscheeks are pretty manly. Almost as manly as the pixie on his ankle, and stars on his chest.
egamage 0
He didn't say which tattoo's ... could be 4 butterflies or something ^_^
iamtwiggyme 0
With the exception of the 18-year-old guy part, you just described a female friend of mine!
MRobvious750 0
I agree with #32 , he really felt the need to describe how manly he was. And correct me if I'm wrong but didn't the army just take away their "don't ask don't tell" policy? So you've got reason now to be gay and in the army :D
fthku 13
Plenty of women also love guns, lots of women have tattoos, and I'm sure you know where I'm going with this, but plenty of women are also going to the army. What's your point? OP, I'm sure my girlfriend could get me (coerce me, that is) to watch Glee for one episode. Maybe two. I doubt your girlfriend honestly made you watch the whole 6 hours, as you said so yourself that you enjoy it. If you like the show, just watch it. If you really want to, you can just say your girlfriend makes you watch it.
grrritsolivia 0
You, sir, are my hero
emmkaycee 0
31 - You have no room to talk. Your DP is of you/a man flexing muscles. Conceited much?
zbennett 0
Yeah but what's your MOS?
scrapmetal58 9
Not all gay dudes are feminine. Takes a real man to come out and put up with society's hate. Most people, especially guys, hate Glee just because other guys think it's "gay". Yet, I've seen many straight guys and bi guys who were hell bent against watching it that end up watching every episode because they actually like it. I don't love the show but I do like it.
YouCantBreakMe 9
22 I think I love you
SighMaster3000 4
The real problem is 18-20 year old guys who sit around in their underwear singing Glee songs. Guys I know have done this, I kid you not. And theyre surprisingly straight!
dreamering 16
Again Glee?? This is really becoming a "Glee situation". Just substitute Glee with Shit and you'll get the rest.