Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Andicc 19
Be glad to be rid of the tramp
misspulkadot24 17
I think she has her priorities off...
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Comments (131)
Andicc 19
Be glad to be rid of the tramp
\ 28
OP must ditch her and move on. NEVER stay with or reunite with someone who cheated on you, even if he/she did it only once and "apologized." It won't ever be the same. Just move on. Parsley.
hashshim 23
Parsley?
ms_YoungMula 8
Just remember OP, a Cheater never loses its spots *wise guy wisdom*
rockne93 17
Am I the only one who saw boobs ?
mFUNdo21 17
knock if you don't want to see ****. fyl OP, I hope you ditch the bitch. you don't deserve to be treated like that or suffer any consequences of her promiscuity
misspulkadot24 17
I think she has her priorities off...
awkwardloveannie 28
or panties
ocramavaf 15
probably both
PyreFerret 6
Definitely both.
PandaSmile 24
Are you kidding?! Dump that bitch! How did she think that was possibly going to end well
wonderfulrosie 13
Because she is stupid. OP definitely should dump the dumb bitch.
Shadowbay 18
I don't think she gave a f*ck... well not to the right person..
Dre27 20
Ladies and Gentleman that's what we call a *****
\ 28
"Hey, watch it buddy! Women are free to **** whoever they please whenever they please. No such thing as a *****. Doesn't matter who they're with. They don't need a man to govern or supervise their sexual practices. So stop ****-shaming and let them be as open as parachutes. You don't have a ******, after all, so what do you care?" -Every Feminazi everywhere
jojimugo 20
More like a inconsiderate damn *****
AurumPotestasEst 16
Who said that she was being paid? For all we know she could be a perfectly respectable ****!
AurumPotestasEst 16
"Respectable" ****?
AurumPotestasEst 16
Yeah! As in, not a *****! Wait... why am I talking to myself?
AurumPotestasEst 16
You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!
AurumPotestasEst 16
Shut up Gollum! (Sobbing) You don't control me... (racking breath) anymore! (Sobs in corner) {End Scene}
jessBeAqueen 13
encore!!! (standing ovation)
leonchen7498 12
that was just.. *wipes tear* beautiful ;;
nurchok 15
I agree with 54 and 55, ****** take money, ***** will **** anyone, bitches will **** anyone but you... So a **** or a bitch is a better word in this case
Dre27 20
#54, I'll be sure to distinctly think about the difference next time
AurumPotestasEst 16
You seem to be slightly confused nurchok so I'll tell you a little secret... number 54 and number 55 are the same person. So is the person posting this but that's neither here nor there.
Mortoli 30
Lol don't feel bad I caught myself answering my own question on YouTube. It was so funny
HanBroman 20
:D
cmchewy 15
Well... Why didn't you knock?
NoFlippinWai 24
Obviously OP, the red light on the porch was off. That means the ***** is busy. tsk tsk. you shoulda knocked... or joined in? *wink*
tanekdrachonae 19
Screw knocking. *HULK SMASH*
WalterWhite_ 3
Because I am the one who knocks.
RedPillSucks 33
Because of the rule "If the trailer is rocking, don't come knocking"
Gaglio_ 3
Heisenberg. Respect Man!
Spider_Web 11
I believe it was a joke, sir
FMLkoala 28
You mean Ex-girlfriend right?
drizzy11 18
Overused comment.
mFUNdo21 17
I forgot that comments had a usage limit. thanks for that reminder
Comet_Candy 23
How disgusting! I really hope you meant ex girlfriend...
Dodge4x4Ram 46
who are these girls who justify what they are doing? seriously it blows my mind,, she truly believe she is in the right
awkwardloveannie 28
some don't they just don't wanna be in trouble so they TRY to turn it on the innocent party
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I never thought about it like that,, it makes sense
laden_swallow09 35
51- I am favoriting this particular FML solely for that answer. I've wondered and asked, and never been given a clear answer before. Thank you.
thatnucca 36
Not knocking some sense into them both I presume?!