Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
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fruityloopz 4
story of my life.
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omg_a_BALLOON 0
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Just force her to have sex with you, that's what I did with my last few girlfriends, they all broke up with me but it was worth it.
looraa_fml 0
great piece of advice there, 'become a rapist, from past experience of mine, it doesn't work, but do it anyway!'
Hotlanta 5
next time you have a thought... just let it go. we are all now dumber for reading that....
mattmadden 0
I agree #19 I just lost brain cells reading that. :/
biggary19 3
****** dick 16 shut up go **** some more ****** rapist prick
A7X_LoVeee 10
Successful troll is successful.
doom2 8
well, at least she's still your girlfriend..?
MrsCaliBudz420 0
don't ya kno... u don't lose ur gf u just lose ur turn lol jk
sarah_cheverie 0
Ouch.
wow0576 2
I literally just loled
igettobeluigi 0
You deserve it for being totally oblivious to your partner's enjoyment during sex. If you would actually try to please her, instead of complaining about her not wanting to screw your anymore, maybe she would actually want to.
Kar98 6
Bullcrap, #22. It's what you read in the magazines, and it is what one would surmise to be the logical reason in theory. Alas, reality is much harsher and sadder.
cradle6 13
Bullshit. It takes two to tango. Sex isn't something the guy does to the girl, it's an intimate partner experience. OP's girlfriend sounds like one of those girls who just lays there doing nothing during sex, expecting the guy to do everything. Very easily she could take control, do something new and kinky, etc. but I bet she failed to even tell him what she would like him to do. FYL OP, but you should find someone new. Someone who you are more sexually compatible with and will be a better partner in your relationship.
NAU_future 7
Agreed with 61, it's either both of you or neither of you.
mynda1250 0
yep! #31 is correct. give and take with communication is key.
grandpaearthling 2
I agree with #61. although it is possible she said "stick it in my ass" and he replied " that's nasty. I'll just jerk off in your ear" then she said munch down on the fish taco bitch" and he said "that's nasty. I'll just jerk off on your feet" after a while I would have to agree with her. providing she said more than "hurry up I want to go shopping"
afdude87 6
interesting compilation of events there... lol I agree though, both have to contribute and wanna have fun, otherwise why bother.
withered 30
Why do you think that when the male is bad in bed that somehow the woman is the one "just lying there"? Clearly he is boring in bed, she told him so (probably so he would improve himself). If she would just lie there and he was good she would not be complaining but HE would be the one complaining. As you said, sex is 2 way street, so if you only care for your own enjoyment then of course people won't want to have sex with you.
Dbolli 0
What what in the butt I said what what in the butt
ILoveEmoes 9
My thought exactly!! :D
amadais 1
you are obviously a selfish lover. ydi
htb2050 11
Today, a guy was telling on fml that how is gf doesn't give him .... at least he has one. FML
ryanst 7
I believe you misread. This is the "comments" section, not the "complaints" section. Go post an FML about it if you think your life is that bad.
mintcar 10
Well...at least she was kind about it? It's boring because of the lack of communication. it's quite possible for her to enjoy it again.
Jelizondo 1
ask her what she wants during sex. that way you find out what she likes. don't be afraid to ask, she will appreciate you making the effort to please her.