Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
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Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
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fruityloopz 4
story of my life.
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Comments (221)
SaraBOO716 0
Do something different! Spice things up for her!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Find a way to spice it up! Every girl has at least one thing that gets them horny!
Waffle817 0
spice it up a little!!! bend her over the bumper of a car
Predental 5
That means she wants to end the relationship. start looking for a new one
silvac13 0
Nice spirit booster.... bitch!!!
Kar98 6
"'k. I'll have sex. I'd rather it be with you, but whatever."
mattmadden 0
I hope everyone knows #35 was kidding.
ILoveEmoes 9
Why does everyone seem to assume that it is only OP who doesn't try hard enough? Communication is not a one way thing, maybe OP's girlfriend should take some responsibility too instead of just going "nawh, this isn't funny anymore, let's quit it.". She could ask him to do something different instead of expecting him to just guess what she wants.
emagenasian 0
I agree with you on this and communication seems to be lacking here.
clarkie_boi_8494 0
smack a bitch, it's a good policy
mikemalk123 0
Sucks for you man, maybe the old missionary 3 pump dump got old (not surprising but J/K). Here's the difference between men an women sexually. All a guy needs to be satisfied is sex, period, get laid, get off we're all good. A woman on the other hand is aiming to get pregnant whether she knows it of not, if a partner fails to do so she loses interest. You're in a position where you're obviously not looking to have a child, she's instinctually bound to desire pregnancy. You're in a position that pretty much requires you to move on, she's probably going to cheat on you, it's human nature, if she gets knocked up guess who's holding the bag. To have a woman tell you "sex with you is boring" is the same as hearing "I no longer want to have sex with you". I know relationships aren't 100% sex, but sex and children are the primary goal instinctually speaking. Move on
justanotherbird 19
Are you some sort of idiot? Women have sex because they enjoy having sex, just like men. Never have I become bored in relationships that have lasted years...and I have never been pregnant. The only time I have ever been bored was because, surprise!, the guy sucked in bed and there was no fixing it.
kinga08 0
Um, I hate to be vulgar for lack of a better word, but I love sex and think about it and talk about it just as much as my boyfriend who is quite a bit of a horn dog. I have sex because I ******* love it, not because I want to get pregnant. I, and all the other sexually active women out there, "instinctually" have sex because it feels good, it's called a ******** and it has tons and tons of nerve endings, which if you have never taken an anatomy course, cause us to feel pleasure down there. If the only reason women were biologically meant to have sex was to get pregnant, we wouldn't have a ********.
rawr9able 4
^ what she said. Not all women want children, what did you think female satisfaction was a myth? Puhlease, we're humans with a choice to go against primal nature. While we're still animals, just more advanced, we along with other types of animals have sex for sheer joy. /facepalm.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*slow clap* Poe's Law at its finest, ladies and gents.
clarkie_boi_8494 0
smack a bitch, it's a good policy
tnfan 3
well spice that shit up