Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, is another day that my wife will choose anything over sex. I don't want to flirt with her anymore. If I can't have a normal sex life, I would rather embrace celibacy. I love her and was flirting with her daily up until now, but if she needs some other kind of confirmation to feel sexy, she can go ahead and find it. I'm done. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my wife complained that our sex life is too boring and vanilla. I have spent the last two years suggesting ideas to keep it interesting: S&M, swinging, roleplay, cosplay, public play, new toys, you name it. All I ever hear is, "Eww you pervert, that is disgusting and sick, how dare you even mention that." FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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pdp_fml 21
Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.
logankyng 15
Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content
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logankyng 15
Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content
ViRepz 28
Right.... Keep telling yourself that.
ThatsMyPie 20
#16, hundreds of thousands of people are unmarried by choice. Why wouldn't he be content with that?
K410 18
Cus single life sucks :(
laden_swallow09 35
38- Being single doesn't suck. Being lonely, however, does.
Wakachulak 22
39, No it doesn't! I've been lonely for four years now, and those have been the happiest years of my life.
iAlissa 34
#43, there's a difference between lonely and alone. Lonely is a shitty feeling. You've been alone, and you enjoy it.
ohmandapants 17
I'd just like to point out that #1 is a 17 year old kid...so being "unmarried and content" is kind of the norm at that age, though I understand that many people are perfectly happy staying unmarried all their lives.
kallima_fml 3
I'm in my 30s, unmarried and content! I chose to focus on career, and have many friends who chose the same! Times have changed. ;-)
twinkiefeets 17
51--from a previous post #1 said he was divorced, it never said he was 17. Just because he looks young doesn't mean he is.
LindsayxMoore 18
And this is why people cheat on their spouses.
little_one 20
I got married at 22 to the man I was in love with for the past 7 years we have been married over a year now and it's been amazing I would never trade being with him for the single life but I'm happily married and not a c*nt that doesn't put out because she doesn't enjoy it.
logankyng 15
Unmarried and 17?? Please take a remedial elementary math class, it will be a favor to anyone you come in contact with. I'm 24 Einstein
asmari 10
#1, I must say that you look exactly like Shane Dawson
ohmandapants 17
Ah yes and I was supposed to magically calculate your age with what? Elementary math certainly comes in handy when you have numbers to work with! Like say...a year of birth! I apologise for thinking you were younger than you are, looks can be deceiving.
drpeppergirl 7
24 and not married for a guy is normal now anyway. My husband was almost 25 when we got married. Anyway. To the OP, your wife sucks and gives us good wives a bad name by not wanting sex ಠ_ಠ there are some of us that enjoy sex with our husbands still.
logankyng 15
#80 i think next time you might want to click on a person's profile and verify age before making an ignorant assumption. Thank you, come again
GoodLookingGeese 10
89 I like the "still" part ;)
ohmandapants 17
#90 Or you could realise that when I click on your profile your date of birth is not specified. But please, continue talking down to me like I'm a child. Thank YOU.
Ziggyboo 10
38-Not being married does NOT equate to being single.
baileygirl88 8
Wow 24 and not married! how DO you do that??! Praise you!
angeluv_2014 22
Why did 69 get thumbed down? That was a beautiful story.
mattjamt 16
#1 - You look younger than me, and I'm still 17! Amanda has perfect reason to think you're younger than you are. To he honest, you look fourteen-ish. Put your birth date on your profile next time so we can avoid these things!
logankyng 15
#119 lol ill take it as a compliment. My birthdate has always been on my profile ;)
bobak_can_ani 7
Wish I had focused on my career too. I sacrificed my career and got a whining wife in return!
logankyng 15
#119 you are nothing but a sweet heart. Keep up the good work young lady.....woo
ohmandapants 17
123- I love how your birthdate just magically appeared after I pointed out that it wasn't there, and I especially love how you then tried to make me look like I'm an idiot. But that's okay, I, along with the 20 people who thumbed your previous comment down obviously saw that your date of birth was not specified on your profile. You'd think that at 24 you'd be more mature, but I guess not.
little_one 20
I still don't understand why op's wife wanted to stop after foreplay. Time to sit down and talk about it because married life isn't easy it isn't short and it takes love, communication, and respect. If op's wife loves her husband enough to marry him she should also enjoy pleasing him. 1- I was born in 89 too, and will also be 24 soon and I only got married because I found the right person that I couldn't live without. Maybe one day you'll feel the same but clearly you haven't met them and just believe all the unnecessary negativity connotations associated with being married.
logankyng 15
#138today, it's magic. I honestly thought i had it on there before FML
udolipixie 2
Stuff like this is why single and happy: "not a c*nt that doesn't put out because she doesn't enjoy it." I don't enjoy being labeled a c*nt when I don't "put out" because I don't enjoy it because you know how dare I want sex to be enjoyable for me too instead of just for him.
kpo1991 10
That really sucks OP!
ViRepz 28
You mean like : I agree, your life sucks?
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Really clever comment...
iazy9 14
In OP's case I guess he isn't getting any sucking.
Bloodangel4ever 14
Isn't he? That's part of foreplay :)
pdp_fml 21
Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.
PterodactylMan 23
I agree with #3, I think you should warm her up to the idea, let it set in
IStoleTheCookies 16
I think #3 meant she may want to take it further if she is aroused (by foreplay).
Caitie_kid 8
Yeah, maybe she doesn't like what you're doing to her in the sack... Try to get her to talk about what she doesn't like about the sex, and what she does like about the foreplay.
Enslaved 38
Maybe the wife is asking for only foreplay because once the OP has sex(jntercourse) it's over and she's left unsatisfied? With foreplay, she'll get the chance to get off before he does. And if done correctly-- she might want more. (:
swordidfate 13
Wait, she expects the sex to just be one way?
arroberts 10
Well, it's normally one way with intercourse anyway. Just for the male.
Zaros_fml 24
Whoever you've been with, 91, is doing it oh so very wrong.
mattjamt 16
91 - That's NOT what she said ;)
SillyGirl4602 23
91- If the sex is great between the two then it should NOT be one way. The girl should be satisfied as well.
SWC_Penguin 17
Well then you need to bring the 'open marriage' conversation to the table. She can have what she wants but there may need to be trade-offs to make it work.
kwyk 23
This is the cue for counselling
imtooshy 18
I agree, or a divorce if counselling is refused.
illegalbeagle69 23
If I had a nickel for every time I read a comment about getting divorced over something that could easily be talked out..
imtooshy 18
I normally don't suggest divorce, but if the person making such demands refuses to talk about it or seek counselling, then yes, I'd be considering a divorce. Problems don't just fix themselves it takes effort and work and you can't sit and stay in ANY kind of unhealthy relationship if someone refuse help. That's why I said divorce.
CaiDog 20
Wait why did you name yourself tigger2013? Did you really mean tiger? You're not planning what I think you are, are you?
iAlissa 34
What
CaiDog 20
Ya know, Tiger Woods... huh. That didn't get a very good reception. I guess it sounded funnier in my head. Now I'm embarrassed
BlowinChronic 18
Don't worry 36, happens to the best of US.
iAlissa 34
Now that I understand it, I find it humorous :D
angelofmusic113 9
It's actually spelt Tigger, like the character from Winnie the Pooh, not tiger.
angeluv_2014 22
That was why they asked "Or did you REALLY mean TIGER?" Reading is the key to avoiding dumb comments :)
TheModernPatriot 14
Listen, at that point, first you need to sit down and talk to her, I think she's cheating on you already. Someone suggested open marriage, that's a bad idea.
thatpeachyperson 12
I'm not saying you're going to, but a wife like that is asking to be cheated on.
courtz94 24
Either that or she found someone else and it trying to cause problems to lead to a divorce since she doesn't want to directly tell him.
TheDrifter 24
If she tells him, she doesn't get as much in the divorce. If she's not interested in sex with the OP anymore, it's almost guaranteed that she found better sex elsewhere.
MissMae93 23
Ah yes, #8, wise words from a 12 year old.
CaiDog 20
And #8, regardless of what you ask in your description, no. I am am not calling you 'bitchtits'.
viau 13
dammdammb right. dont know why people dont agree
TheJawsman 18
Truthfully, that's even crueler than not having any sex at all, because the blue balls can really hurt :P
YepThatsMeee 23
Well OP would be an idiot to agree to that.
tygerarmy 35
Tell her that the only sexual activities you are interested in are either counseling, an open marriage or divorce.