Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
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fruityloopz 4
story of my life.
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Comments (221)
eag05 0
- ydi for being puto!
jess6blondie9 3
Get kinky!
dinosluver13 1
someone needs to spice up their bedroom life badly;P
henrygondorff 2
Dump her. Dump her. Dump her. Dump her. You can only fix this if she wants to fix it, and it sounds like she does not. It might be your fault, but fix yourself with the next girl cause this relationship is going nowhere. Sex us the best thing in life, and you should not put up with a situation where you will be without it.
sara1010 0
wow u r so retarded. sex isnt everything. if u think that then ur just an ignornant little douche who has never been loved by anyone.
staceysgenesis16 0
well spice it up DOOD ... come up with new moves or positions !! or .. do oral or sumthing .. dont lay on top of her and move about as if your twitching lyk a helpless slob .. *** her !! jesus its not that hard ..
Petunia888 13
Maybe that's the problem: "not that hard". lol!
staceysgenesis16 0
lmfao !! yeahh true true
GinaFromYorktown 0
oh sucks
pitchblease 2
bored? dress up your penis.
isaacrll 0
okay well first she might be lezbian......:/ well if she not do some hardcore stuff hope the best for you.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh my. From boring sex straight to lesbianism. That's quite a leap.
SnailJamsss 6
Why don't you try something new and exciting in bed?
nunnellyboy 0
invite some of her friends over to spice things up then?