Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
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story of my life.
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Comments (221)
synonymous 1
You realize they have books and websites out there to help in this department, right?
Yousuck24 21
Do a 69.
heyred 11
How can that be done kindly?
FreebirdIII 1
she can't cut you off if she does not know where you are getting it.
pvtpilot 0
Haha! LMAO! That's what I'm talkin bout!
Erindub 0
Uh ok then kindly let her know the relationship is over then. Either that or you'll be doing her mom/sister/best friend from now on!
ILoveEggnog 7
Or father/brother/hand/dog.
withered 30
I doubt someone so bad in bed will have a chance with any woman his ex gf knows. Probably some part of the "sister code" - you warn others to stay away from horrible sex so they don't bother with selfish lovers that won't satisfy them.
structuredchaoz 4
Sack up and put it in her butt.
MyNameIsBruce 0
I love the new picture
iTaylor 0
hossjosh 1
best comment I've seen so far
latest 0
Loser
iiTz_Nico 0
Have sex with her while she's making you a sandwich