Bushfan101
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jkon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
needfulthing
United States
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Deconstructed
United States
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
:/
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Anonymous
Little Rock, United States
One man and his lawn
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Anonymous
Riverside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Top comments
rldostie 19
While I have nothing against shaving, and do so myself, I DO have a problem with men who expect or demand it. Really? Do you guys know how much of a hassle it is or what happens if you don't maintain it? A girl should only do it if she wants to. I wonder how guys would feel if all women expected and demanded they shave down south as well.
dynky 3
what a complete asshole! don't get into shaving, you'll regret it once the skin gets all dry and irritated, and oh god the ITCHING when it starts growing back. Get a guy who has more respect for you.
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Comments (78)
krys05 0
how is this an fml????
jdub28 0
it is an fml because she just got told to manage her furball.. op, shave that shit!!!
crackiebob 0
he's right shave. still not a fml
krisp007 0
i rhought she meant her real lawn , and was saying fml cuz he didnt text to say he wanted to see her agai , only to comment onher lawn .
koolkidt123 0
not an fml... shave your ****
flotar 0
it's a FML cause they hooked up and now he contacts her only to make fun of her hairy ******... 25, either u were being sarcastic or you're like 9 yrs old
pajamurao 0
ohh I get it haha I thought he like, trashed her front lawn
rldostie 19
While I have nothing against shaving, and do so myself, I DO have a problem with men who expect or demand it. Really? Do you guys know how much of a hassle it is or what happens if you don't maintain it? A girl should only do it if she wants to. I wonder how guys would feel if all women expected and demanded they shave down south as well.
ReyEr9412 0
We would gladly take that deal. The world would be better if everyone shaves.
imbatman_fml 0
I assume it's a fml because the call was to notify her of the barnacles/crustacean she has going on down there and had passed on to her partner.
rldostie 19
Perhaps you're right, 46. I bet a lot more men would shave if they learned that we're far more likely to go down in them if the area is free of dental floss.
muffy_foxdale 0
Ouuuii, yuck !! btw OP (Bushfan101), I'm guessing he is not "bushfan102" ?
hotscar 3
I thought that he didn't know where the op lives and she thought that he was stalking him
dumbbitchhater2 0
not even an fml. just shave chewbacca
luda111b 0
so, wait... your lawn needed landscaping? That's why I have Pablo, my gardener. I would recommend getting a Mexican to help you out with this one.
eastside09 0
it's an fml cuz she prob got a rainforest dwn there .... NASTY !!!!!!!
nessimonster 0
haha
cazens 0
stalker duh!
matt1337c 0
haha, watch ulyou all be wrong an she was taking about her literal front lawn.
Jazzaka 0
I thought he was talking about her actual lawn and he was trying to get her to hire him for it or something... but fyl, that guys a douche for texting you for that and not for seconds!
michelllee_ 0
racist fuuuck.
alleyx3 0
woow that sucks.. I'm sorry:(
danieltyler11 0
I wish they did expect it, hair down there is just gross
allan_069 0
alleyx3 your hot!
hiphopapotamuz 0
40, guys don't like hairy muff. simple as that. if you don't shave, it's nasty
flyingkoalas 0
I agree I myself shave but there are some guys that leave tons of hair on they balls and let me tell you that Is not cool. sweaty hairy balls -_- no thanks.
SupermanXL 3
92- texting for that pretty much is asking for seconds, but with an added request. if the OP is interested in a second go-round, just clean up
kye_kye16 0
luda wtf a mexican thats so racist (i think i spelt that rong but o well who gives a **** ) im mexican not every mexican does lawn work u just need to shut up
MJ_Alexander 0
I think it's reasonable for everyone to expect everyone to shave. Kthxbai
SaturnE_fml 0
#40, not only would I not shave my pubic mound, I wouldn't do anything that would cause people to go down in me more often. I much prefer not to be violated so thoroughly. "Landscaping" doesn't mean "shaving" you don't rip out your entire lawn or a tree when they are draggly and snarled.. You trim them. There are acceptable compromises. I agree though -- shaved cocks for shaved box.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
What's wrong with that it's just a suggestion he's not saying u HAVE to relandscape it.
cookiemonster144 0
what is wrong with you if you wouldn't want a girl going down on you?!?
Gondile 4
134, don't get your panties all in a bunch!
rabbinussbaum 0
How in any way could this even be remotely racist??
NIRVANAfan123 0
agree with #1... maybe it will help u
furismurder 4
well, maybe you need to do a little topiary, girl!
Boddmon 0
Fur is murder but in this case.. it's just in the way.
AndreaHaha 0
well shave it
956TXking 0
lazy bitch
loski87 4
lmao I don't know why I find this funny
olw25 0
so...?
WompWompDub_Step 0
so she needs to shave that shit! Nobody likes a ****** that could be mistaken for an overly hairy animal. Or you should go for a wax. That's good too.
Beard_hair 0
Not an FML
ashlynn610 12
haha that's funny
mylifeblows3232 3
do u shave?
ashlynn610 12
WTF??? lol
SeasonalAffair 0
lol this is an FML because the guy is telling her she needs to shave her bush XD ha waxing time!
BrookeTrueblood 0
You don't even really have to wax if you don't want to, but Jesus, you have to at least clean yourself up a little.
KurouTenshi 0
I think the true question here is: do the curtains match the rug?
i_heart_boobies 0
hahahah .. .I like ma girls like I like our nations bird 'BALD' eagle
jdub28 0
the expression is, does the carpet match the drapes?
eriinbaby 0
I deffinetly laughed harder at this than the actual fml !! :)
sourgirl101 29
At 10- most girls now a days don't have rugs, they have hard wood floors.
yungstunna1 0
bald eagles still have hair
sourgirl101 29
feathers silly!
doink 0
And beaks.
DerangedFox 0
And really sharp talons!
ashlynn610 12
And, and... Err I can't think of anything else... ): Oh well!
ashlynn610 12
lol oh yeah I forgot about those!!! (:
alex_mu 0
so clean up, maybe that way u'll get more visitors