Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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punkylemon 4
You ******* Desereved it Jackass.
Vehicle 1
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?
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Comments (200)
EMOB420 3
You chose to be with the girl u liked the most, why regret leaving the person that obviously wasn't one for you? And so u got dumped... So what? Like you're the only one.
jamjelly386 5
yeah that is completely your fault.
hotpinkdiamond 0
Asshole
KrisLorraine 0
My ex-fiancé of two years cheated on me with some piece of ass then tried getting me back several weeks after she broke up with him. Jackasses like you guys deserve to live a lonely life and make the money of a walmart employee.
Hunter148Cassie 0
Like my grandmother always says the best revenge is to live a good life. You deserved it for dumping her! So yeah YDI and FYL!
livvv93 2
******* dumbass
Peasanthunter_fml 0
You are dumb, and the fact that you work at walmart is proof.
ken12317 7
bad call man........bad call
liyah0618 0
You deserved it.
V1TAM1N_MAN413 0
Why would you leave your FIANCEE!!! To DATE somebody!!! Can you spell RETARDED??