Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I just got back from a party, where I spent most of the night comforting the girl I like. Why? Because the guy she likes was being grinded on by another girl. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML
Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
greg1234567890_fml 2
is it true?
CallMeHush 1
With the right music that is going to be a YouTube classic.
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Comments (70)
XDNurse 0
wow how embarrassing....
Extacy23 0
u forgot to add fingering ur bumhole too..which all 3 are true
lolpwntdumass 0
Lol that sucks. And gives me an idea.
drilher244 0
hahahahaha damn that sucks!
RoadWhore 0
looooooool
Jbart 0
did they mention you needed tweezers to jerk your toothpick?
a7x451 0
So what you're writing an fml about is getting caught?
Laxer21 0
guess you got some asskickin yo do?
sukhdeep 4
um I don't get it?
Sportsfan86 3
45 is an idiot. it can't get anymore simpler
nateylovesporn 1
I think of that as a win
greg1234567890_fml 2
is it true?
agsilver 14
but wait, isnt that a rumor about a rumor??? hmmmmmmmmmmmm!
hi_aly 0
it's only embarrasing if it's true. haha...
CallMeHush 1
With the right music that is going to be a YouTube classic.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
just need to use your own tears as lubrication
Moo_Horse 0
ha
sucksfoyou 0
put it to I was alone by green day lol
AngryNinja 1
hm. who the hell masturbates after their crush is taken? and what man cries over a girl that wasn't his? seriously. people need this thing called common sense. maybe they can get some cheap somewhere. Jesus.
crailboyne 0
maybe you need to just leave fml right now. ur ruining evry1 of them with each comment u post.
cookie_monster2 0
angry ninja is becoming the new snickerdoodles. have you noticed that snickers has stopped commenting all the posts and only comments some?
defsdgdh 4
don't use the lords name is vain.
transilvanianson 3
cough cough bitch cough
SatansBiggestFan 4
GET OUTTA HERE
lcolla38 0
well there has to be some truth to this!
eatmybeans 0
people like this are sad!
cherrypieguy 0
people who have no dp and insult someones dp are sad
irokyoursox 6
I'm sad too!!!
metalcrue 0
did you finish?
fleshbleue 15
that's what I wanna know
nicoleanddrake 0
if this was facebook I'd like this comment so hard.
WhoDatNation96 0
Well Is it true?
realef 0
hahahahahahahaha even worse if its true!