Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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punkylemon 4
You ******* Desereved it Jackass.
Vehicle 1
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?
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Comments (200)
luvsherry 0
idiot
MD_DILF 4
If you have reservations about leaving the first relationship (the doctor) now, you ****** up, maybe you should contact her and let her know. Think she would take you back?
dbdette3 0
Don't get involved with girls at work.... It'll never work out if you work together
HungerGames95 13
did you really expect any sympathy from everyone on this site? YDI douchebag.
phantumgrey 6
YDI YDI YDI!!!!!
yozakura06 2
Don't leave the person you love for the person you like Because person you like will leave you for the person they love
amayranii 2
so that way you learn!!!
Fuzzymonkey2013 7
Idiot
RealTalk0 7
What the hell is wrong with you?
Poetologist 4
You don't deserve ANY girl as long as you measure them by their jobs. Hope you grow up before its too late.