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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Iamthebanzai22 21
You must have done something really horrible to him to justify that.
RichardPencil 32
That's perfect! You can start shopping for a new boyfriend right away. PeopleOfWalmart.com has lots of eligible bachelors for a gal like you.
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RichardPencil 32
That's perfect! You can start shopping for a new boyfriend right away. PeopleOfWalmart.com has lots of eligible bachelors for a gal like you.
Iamthebanzai22 21
You must have done something really horrible to him to justify that.
BurnInDemonFire 39
That's the "slept with dad/brother" level of dumping.
anonurmom 12
Sorry, not sorry.