Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to get a Chloraseptic tablet for my sore throat. As soon as I put it in my mouth, I got the urge to sneeze. When I sneezed, the force of the sneeze caused me to accidentally spit it out… right into the trash. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Today, I sneezed while eating a bowl of soup. As I did, a glob of carrot shot out of my nose like a missile, and I couldn’t stop laughing. My boyfriend, who was sitting across from me, wasn’t so amused when the glob splashed all over his white shirt. He’s now mad at me for “ruining his only smart shirt.” FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
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Top comments
Alex_DeLarge 0
Yoohoos are awesome!
Maxine17 8
So glad you asked there, Deathbunny256. Sometimes I wish I was American, you always seem to have wonderfully sounding snacks/drinks.
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Comments (83)
Alex_DeLarge 0
Yoohoos are awesome!
suaveneanderthal 0
bad things happen when you try to see how much will fit in your mouth....
FenderYK 0
second?
Mintyfreshy 0
OH NO YOU SNEEZED YOOHOO! ITS ON YOUR COVERS!!!! YOUR LIFE IS ABSOLUTELY ******!!!! Might as well end it.
FMY_FYL 0
at #13. that's what she said.
Dabamash 0
Hahaha
ilovefatcats 12
loooooool :D
darby323 0
lol #18!!! XD
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Whats yoohoo....
deathbunny256 0
what's a yoohoo?
nokka 5
Yoohoo is a kind of cold chocolate drink: http://www.yoo-hoo.com And OP, FYL for really bad timing ^^
Maxine17 8
So glad you asked there, Deathbunny256. Sometimes I wish I was American, you always seem to have wonderfully sounding snacks/drinks.
paivarotti 0
It's not a juice box if it doesn't contain juice.
Ashleigh255 0
yeah^^ I know right. it's like a chocolate milk.. :/
EmmaLouise3397 0
Well in England we have Yazoo's. Maybe it's the same thing.
thedoenut 5
It's a magical chocolate drink that taste like if you mix happiness and rainbows together
quinn1184 25
You're Canadian too?
youEQUALtosser 0
You're such a div.
thatonekid2010 0
2nd! yoohoos are amazing!
Maxine17 8
You are wrong. You are not 2nd.
merekat95 14
What's he think he's 2nd to?
dudeitsdanny 10
How do you drink a Yoohoo out of a juice box?
redbluegreen 41
Yoo-Hoo comes in the little juice boxes as well as in a can or bottle.
dudeitsdanny 10
But.. If it's a chocolate drink.. Can it really be called a juicebox? That's what I meant -)
ichikibobivopula 0
with a straw.
hellawagon 0
I'm sorry you had to clean up a mess that was your fault?
drmike_fml 0
hahahahahHHHahahahahahaha
Gen_Knowledge 0
Woah, I'm so sorry for you! I just... i just can't believe that something terrible like this happened to you! OMG - it's totaly not your fault! I light a candle for you.
switchbladehooli 0
Heehehehehhehehehee! Classic
perdix 31
How are you going to convince anyone that you didn't have explosive diarrhea in bed? No one is going to accept your invitation to come close enough to smell it.
kmfyr 0
I'm tempted to try that sometime.