Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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punkylemon 4
You ******* Desereved it Jackass.
Vehicle 1
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?
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Comments (200)
GodofRandom 0
Why would you even think you didn't deserve this one? Asshole.
yogizgirl96 0
yah that is what u call KARMA!!!!!!
Shootamonkey3 0
You ******* selfish dick. Go shoot yourself since you work for a rebel company.
creedaddict 9
I would of kept that shame to myself lol
sublime2craig 0
Your a complete dumb ****
5upernova 3
FYL? No. YDI? Yes. Looks like you are finally getting what you deserve for leaving your long-term ex-financee for someone you have known for a shorter period of time. Your ex-financee is better off with someone who can set their priorities right.
Clonedskin 0
Hahaha YOU DESERVE IT....no offense.
frear 0
The GF will become a professor.
johnnie254 7
my ex did the same thing. she left me because I wasn't supporting her financial needs and left me for a dude who worked at a T-Mobile kiosk.... 3 years later, I became a Dentist and own two dental offices. Karma, dude
chanel5829 0
Didn't you post that on fml? I swear I saw it on this site couple of months ago.
MyNameIsBruce 0
you can't own a dental office. you're 19 dude. Nice try though...
Kitten16 0
Serves you right!