Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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punkylemon 4
You ******* Desereved it Jackass.
Vehicle 1
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?
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Comments (200)
BekBek_fml 17
Would you still want your ex if she wasn't a doctor? Get over it, move on. You're the one who made the mistake.
xs4u 13
Deserve it BIG TIME
hollywoodt1ts 15
I think you shouldn't watch so many chick flicks.
acid_moose 7
Okay, so first you leave your fiance for someone else, then you come here bitching and moaning because she's earning more than you?!
DJEddieXZ 9
Why Why WHY!!
blackwidowtaco 31
Karma just bit you right square in the dick!
JoelsLastNight 18
If you didnt love her why do you care. You were obviously over her and wanted someone different sounds to me like your a wnkr and this girl your with is unlucky. Because all you care about is money you complete lsr. That is all :p
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Karma's a Bitch
cwl727 33
I hope you are not trying to get us to feel bad for you because it is not going to be work.
evildemonchild 18
I normally would put FYL but YDI 1000.1% .-.