Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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punkylemon 4
You ******* Desereved it Jackass.
Vehicle 1
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?
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Comments (200)
V1TAM1N_MAN413 0
If your fiancee ever sees you again, stay away, she'll most definitely punch you in the face!
V1TAM1N_MAN413 0
Who leaves a doctor for a WALMART employee? Can you spell DUMB?
lsousa 0
karma! !!!
dansco 25
Karma's a bitch lol
PyroVampyre 6
You ******* deserve that kick in the dick, asshole.
Illyssa_fml 4
Wow! You totally deserve it! and you fail at life..the first one was willing to get married and spend her life with you, and this chick didn't even have enough respect for you to talk to you in person for the break-up. Douche.
tubal069 0
Yeah looks like you bet on the wrong horse. You could weasel you way back into her life with promises of discounts on scrubs or other needed medical supplies...retard!
nightNday 0
grass is not always greener on the other side... smh..
palmasd 0
totally deserved it sucker!!
bethany_camille 0
I hope your ex girlfriend gave you an STD and you'll go into the clinic and you ex fiancé will be there and be like "sooo... still working at Wal-Mart I see" and then she'll punch you in the face and it will hurt because she is wearing her new engagement ring with a huge diamond that she got from a guy who doesn't fail at life like you! >:) buahahahahaha!! DOUCHE!
Fooliieana 0
#169 explained it PERFECTLY. karmas a bitch ain't it.